Linky Dinky

[shanmonster]

Before I write up my business plan for running the craft shop downtown (the job looks like a probability!), I thought I'd share the following links with you.

If you think this is safe for work, you have another think coming: Pretty Creatures. Check out the rest of the site for additional twisted Flash animations.

Swiss Army knives have finally caught up with the geek crowd: Swiss Memory (thanks, balthcat).

Things My Math Teacher Did Last Year: Contrary to f00dave's belief, this isn't me, if I were a math teacher (thanks, superbrad).

BME/Risks: Ouch. Ouch a lot.

Scubadoo: I think if I rode around in one of these, I'd look like an aquatic Jetson.

As you can easily see, Donita has terrible breast implants, but that isn't stopping her from being in porn. Who'd want gigantic globes of flesh atop their floating ribs, anyway (thanks, fourcorners)?

And speaking of bad boob jobs, check out Awful Plastic Surgery (thanks, Lionel). I think the most startling before and after picture is that of Catharine Zeta Jones. Whoa.

Along the same line, check out Celebrities Without Makeup. Studio lighting and expert makeup application can make anyone look like a babe (except for Steve Buscemi, it would seem).

Lord of the Rings musical planned: Oh no.

Gender Fluid: A book review of Transgender Warriors. What intrigues me is the following statement: "And all schoolchildren know that Joan of Arc was burned at the stake -- but they aren't taught that after she was dead her enemies extinguished the flames to show her genitals as proof that she deserved to die for wearing male attire." I've never come across this before, and the new Russian sex museum also claims to have Joan's coochie bits in a box. I am highly skeptical.

I'm also skeptical that the museum has Rasputin's kit in a bottle.

Comments

[nymphie.livejournal.com]

Advised us to never ever graph (-3)^x because the result would be way too weird for us to handle.

Ignoring her warning I graphed it. Wow. That was just zany ;).

And what was up with Lil Kim's chin? Maybe it was just both pictures but it looked like it had been screwed on wrong. I haven't really seen many pictures of her but I hope those were the bad ones and not the good ones. And I thought Christina Aguilera's boobs were super cute, like boobs I'd want. Now they just look obese, like a fat man sitting on his recliner stuffing his face with potato chips.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

I prefer perky little boobs, but I think I'm biased, not being at all buxom. Even though I have miserly proportions, my boobs still annoy me when it comes to martial arts. I'm sure Goju-Ryu Karate-do was invented by men for men, because with the very high punch chambering, there's plenty of room for smashing yourself in the tits. I can't imagine having big boobs and taking that style of karate. Ouch!

[nymphie.livejournal.com]

I used to be a rower and you have to bring your oar into your chest, not touching, but right below your boobs. I never understood how the busty girls did it :).