There's a Tear in My Coffee

[shanmonster]

I gave my notice. I feel sorry for the manager. The place is understaffed, and it just got worse with my retirement. The manager looked like she wanted to cry. She wants me to stay on part-time, but that would just be silly when I could make more money doing part-time work through a temp agency from time to time. She may have talked me into working one extra day, though.

I got to come home an hour early tonight because it was creepingly slow at work. But no one's home. Where is everyone?

And that Jillina workshop in Ajax? Well, apparently it's in Toronto, which is much better. And it would seem I've scored a ride. So if I get my registration done in time, I've got another training date for next month. Excellent....

The gym tried to kill me today. My shoulders are so wussy. They don't look wussy. I look pretty buff through the shoulders, but the muscle is just decoration, as far as I can tell. Overhead lifts just about kill me. What's with that?

I just about broke f00dave's mind the other day when I told him Napoleon's middle name was Taurus.

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Get it?

And now for a couple more links:

Haunted Paper Toys: Fun stuff you can print out.

Custom Prosthetic Designs: Before and after pictures of horrifically maimed people who get a whole lot prettier with a bit of help. Check out the nose section. He should work on Michael Jackson....

Tongue Piercing Brings on 'Suicide Disease': Good thing the cure is simple.