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So there I am, fast asleep in the middle of the night when I am jammed/shocked/brutalized into consciousness. ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
f00dave claims he was reaching for the sheet, but who would look for a sheet up my butt? Yes, he jammed a finger up my wazoo in search of the errant sheet.
I was not amused, and he dared complain at my yelp of surprise. Apparently, my shout woke him up.
Riiiiight.
Nevertheless, someone ought to get onto this idea: anal probes as the ultimate alarm clocks. I can't say much has woken me up as quickly.
f00dave claims he was reaching for the sheet, but who would look for a sheet up my butt? Yes, he jammed a finger up my wazoo in search of the errant sheet.I was not amused, and he dared complain at my yelp of surprise. Apparently, my shout woke him up.
Riiiiight.
Nevertheless, someone ought to get onto this idea: anal probes as the ultimate alarm clocks. I can't say much has woken me up as quickly.
