Ugh

[shanmonster]

I'm a bad housewife. I'm only halfway done the dishes, and I'm already pooped out. I'm taking a break out of sheer laziness. Here's a quickie link dump, and then I'm

Vasectomies Gone Wrong: zombienought started this community because of complications due to a vasectomy. If you're thinking about getting one, or have had problems with your own, check this out. I'm glad f00dave's went perfectly.

Hi-tech toilet swallows woman: An old story, but a good one. Skynet is alive in well, if only in the bog.

N.B. ruling opens hockey locker room to girls: Sounds good to me!

Serpentina: I've been told before that I dance like I have no bones. I hasten to disagree, and so would Serpentina.

Comments

[zombienought.livejournal.com]

You mean where they put hot shoes on my
feet and I dance til I die, or rip my-
self in twain, or get shoved in an oven?

:-P

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

I was thinking of skinning a donkey that shits gold and wearing the skin so your father won't rape you.