Remember His Cameo in South Park?

[shanmonster]

I never thought I'd agree with someone from T-Shirt Hell. Although it's a sad thing that poor ol' Supe died, take a look at this:

I can't get over the fuss they're making over the death of Christopher Reeve. It's like he was some kind of Saint. They talk about how tirelessly he worked to get funding for research to cure paralysis. I'm sorry, but am I the only one who notices that he might have had a little something to gain if all of this hard work paid off? The man was a human doorstop. If Christopher Reeve had fallen off his horse and bounced back up unharmed, and then decided to devote his life to curing paralysis- then I would be impressed. If Christopher Reeve became paralyzed, and then devoted his life to finding a cure for world hunger, cancer, or blindness- then I would think that this guy was pretty heroic.

Believe me, if I had an accident and my penis was turned inside out so that every time I took a piss it came out my nose, you'd better believe I'd spend some time looking for the cure for inside out penisitis. I think I would discover I had a real passion for it that I was previously unaware of.

In other news, my throat is still sore and my head is full of snot. While I'm suffering, I think I'll devote my life to finding a cure for the common cold. My search begins in my medicine cabinet.

Comments

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Hee! A bunch of my friends are air traffic controllers, so I've heard lots of their opinions on similar matters.

I like going to movies about airplanes/airports with pilots and ATCs. It's like having my own personal MST3K session.

[liquid-quaalude.livejournal.com]

I think i was the only one that was happy about Airport '79: Concorde comming out on DVD!!!
just something about the stewardess hanging out Concordes cockpit window at supersonic speed and being perfectly fine.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Oooh! I haven't seen that one!

[liquid-quaalude.livejournal.com]

Its a must see in my book!
theres an Russian olypic team and a human heart on board!
oh and let us not forget the cruise missle going after Concorde!!!
I belive the Concorde used for shots in this movie was also the one that crashed in France in 2000.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

I must track it down. I love disaster movies--especially the really dumb ones.

[liquid-quaalude.livejournal.com]

I would think Amazon would have it.
Yea I love disater movies too especially with planes! and this one tops the dumb list!!! but its cool because Concorde is in it!