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shanmonster ([personal profile] shanmonster) wrote2010-10-09 08:30 am
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Link Dump

I'm up early. Too early. There is a zombie walk today in Kitchener, and I want to be in it.

But before I start dressing the part, I'd like to clear my tabs. Ah-ah-AH-AHCHOOOOO!!!!!!

Mortiis releases 'Perfectly defect' album for free !: Freaktastic Mortiis is putting out a new album tomorrow, and he wants you to download it. Who are you to thwart his wishes?

Mummy Makeup: This looks fabulous. If I could find a makeup artist willing to volunteer to do me up like this from head to toe for my dance performance on October 23, I'd be very happy!

The Perfect Human: This guy runs marathons every day and they barely wind him. I want to manage comparable feats. This is just incredible. And look at him, too. Holy cow.

Can Your Heart Stand the Shocking Facts About Bukkake Rulers: NSFW. Ew. And wtf (thanks, [livejournal.com profile] balthcat)?

Processed Meats Declared Too Dangerous for Human Consumption: "Processed meats include bacon, sausage, hot dogs, sandwich meat, packaged ham, pepperoni, salami and virtually all red meat used in frozen prepared meals. They are usually manufactured with a carcinogenic ingredient known as sodium nitrite. This is used as a color fixer by meat companies to turn packaged meats a bright red color so they look fresh. Unfortunately, sodium nitrite also results in the formation of cancer-causing nitrosamines in the human body. And this leads to a sharp increase in cancer risk for those who eat them."

European Beard and Moustache Championships: A fabulous photo essay of participants.

Die Antwoord - Evil Boy: NSFW. Die Antwoord's new video blows my mind! I am in freaky love. The lyrics may seem bizarre and homophobic, but they're really, really not. Just say no to forced circumcision.

Nose-Shaped Bathroom Soap Dispenser: This is hilarious!

An Erotic Vibrator Chess Set? An Erotic Vibrator Chess Set.: I just don't understand.

Harvest Apple Cake 1932: This vintage recipe looks delicious.

Pumpkin Chili: And this recipe looks yummy, too.

Fig & Strawberry Tart: And this one looks like a piece of delicious art.

[identity profile] longpig.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Apple cake links to a locked post... :(

[identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I shall find a fix for that.....

[identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
And a tasty looking portrait:

[identity profile] longpig.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Sweet, thanks!

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't say that runner dude is the perfect human. I'd say he's an amazing abberation--like most elite athletes. Creepy and incredible.

[identity profile] catalystika.livejournal.com 2010-10-11 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
From the snippets I've heard, Mortiis sounds like a solid group. Thanks for the link... it looks to be a great find!

[identity profile] silverfae.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
of course, the alternative to nitrites in cured meats is a nasty bacteria that can make you deathly ill.
I'll take my chances with nitrites, thankyouverymuch.