Ignorance

[shanmonster]

The following message is in my guestbook:

thanx u've helpd mme wiv my homewrk cheers guys

I fear....

And speaking of the word related to "bliss" in the old saw, Looking For Truth (remember him?) wrote me a soliloquy:

Hi Shan

So U want me to delete u sweetie?

u did it and put our talking on you'er site

why shan??

do u want poeple know there guys want to chat with u ? do u see when a man talking to u is strange? i see u think that cuz u r strange .

tell me sweetie is it ok for you'er pictures to be naked with a little help with some graphics programs? do u really will be happy when you see you'er self naked and in sexy prosition on lots of internet sites?

i'm sure any one talked to u once didn't try it agian;-)

Sweetie working on you'er pics wouldn't be my game i'm not that type of man but chatters who didn't like u will do it about me i liked talking to u and hoped to be friends but any way take care :-{}

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Someday, I hope to be even halfway as erudite.

Comments

[nehmet.livejournal.com]

Eloquence is nice, but isn't it even better to think of you'er self in sexy prosition?

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

yEah, it fo r shure iss!

[minstrel70.livejournal.com]

Sounded like a thinly-veiled (and poorly-spelled) threat, to me. I wouldn't worry, though. I doubt he's capable of reading the user guide to Photoshop anyway.

I must say, I do fear for our society when I see things like this. I've taken to periodically checking in on my fellow Hoboken residents who have journals (those who aren't already on my friends list), and it's terrifying. Someone should invent a keyboard that refuses to allow all of the bizarre abbreviations and misspellings that are so common in online communication. Disabling the space bar after any letter that cannot stand alone would be a start.

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

Not much of a threat, considering she's *already posted* pictures with her head photoshopped onto a naked body. Hell, she was swapped onto a *CHICKEN* one, for the love of god!

Whatever, the sort of person that would get freaked out over having her picture fake-nuded wouldn't have posted a real nude, would she? Bloody ignorant savages...

[firelie.livejournal.com]

That sounded like some kind of a threat from a very stupid person.

[cissa.livejournal.com]

I think we can assume his photoshopping chops are not much better than his grasp of language.

[badcat42077.livejournal.com]

It's almost free verse. It just needs some repetitions of "Why Shan?" throughout.

[slutbunwalla.livejournal.com]

everyone spells like Prince on quaaludes.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Ha! That made me grin!

[slutbunwalla.livejournal.com]

:^)

[swirlingchaos.livejournal.com]

do you really will be happy cuz i know taht wastn so good speelign stuff but prositions r good and make happy fun 4 u and others talkign about nakes yay!

Ow. I hurt my brain trying to write like that. [whimper] All those question marks in random patterns look like 'wheel of fortune' sentences before the blanks are turned over. I wonder what the hidden sentence is?