shanmonster | Link Bomb

Chafing at the bit for some new links? Here you go!

Man Loves His Horse: Somehow, this reminds me of a terrible joke I heard a while back. A man is driving home when he's overcome with horniness. Seeing a pumpkin field, he pulls over, carves a hole in a seductive-looking gourd, and starts plugging away. Some time later, a couple of police officers see him fornicating with the pumpkin and say, "You! There! What are you doing to that pumpkin?"

"Pumpkin?" he says. Then, looking down, "Oh! It's midnight already!"

Ba dump dump.

Anyhow, I figure maybe that's what happened with the guy and the horse. Maybe.

Speaking of horses, check out this crazy Japanese ice cream. Ugh. It sounds about as appetizing as a bacon-caramel milkshake.

Those wacky South Park boys have made a couple of tasteless Shockwave movies.

Iranian woman 'gives birth to frog': No word on whether or not this is a sequel to Stuart Little.

Evil Dead: The Musical: This might be one of the few musicals I could stomach.

Mozart is all about sex and violence: "When the prostitutes were massacred on stage I had to leave."

Fat Chance Bellydance are the original tattooed belly dancers. Jill Parker has my favourite tattoos, though (she's the one with the grapes on her belly).

Rachel Brice is a wonderful dancer. Someday, I'd love to have the opportunity to dance with her.

Youn Ja-kyung is a Haedong Gumdo master. I don't know anything about this Korean martial art, but I do know Youn sure looks amazing! And just so you know, samurai warriors weren't always men. Just take a look at Tomoe Gozen.

[Shing!]