Open source miracle horse stuns MS Japan: Maybe the rest of the world will also be stunned as they witness a Japanese women in tight jeans give birth to a horse.
The Colon Cleansing Kit: Comes with the most pursuasive marketing photography ever!
Boring Banana's New Taste: If the fruit is not genetically-modified, I'll betcha it's just forced to mainline essence of strawberry.
302 Calories: Knit your own edible underwear (thanks, Rev. Dead Corpse).
Couple had sex on stage during concert: Yeah, whatever, right? But this time, they were fucking for forests!
Borg Pony: My Little Pony of Borg.
The town where 14-year-olds are eager to get pregnant: I guess multiple births are the new in thing.
Opera to tackle life of Gaddafi: Why not?
Goldfish Obituaries: "He was a gentle fish and always there to greet me when I came home."
Nipples on Parade: Quite worksafe, believe it or not. But also very silly.