Argh

I was all set to go to kung fu tonight, and then I found out a homework assignment that I thought was due next week is actually due tomorrow. So I guess I'll be spending the evening doing jewellery rendering. Sigh....

The good news is that I seem to have rocked the world of my jewellery teaching with the stuff I produced this term. Hoorah for me!

Now, all good fairy godmothers/godfathers out there should know I really deserve this fiery dance costume. It makes me want to swoon.

But off to design a piece of jewellery I go....

Waiting For Paint to Dry

While I'm waiting for my paint to dry on the vellum, I thought I'd share some of the dance photos f00dave took of my students and me ( over the past two weeks. )

Jesse Goes to Bible Camp

Jesse's parents sent him to Bible Camp every summer in an attempt to inculcate their son with the fear of God.

It didn't work.

At fourteen, his sole quests in life were to get a Jester's Cap (a Magic card), to do well in the stock market, and to get laid. Any level of success in these areas left him dry-humping the air out of sheer joy. Jesse was a talkative lad, and would regale me with his many attempts in each of these areas--particularly in his sexual misadventures.

Jesse was the horniest boy I've ever met, and Bible Camp was filled with attractive Christian coeds. On the bus ride to camp, surrounded by all these nubile girls, he decided he'd better follow the words of Exodus chapter twelve and gird his loins with staff in hand (so to speak). When the bus stopped at a corner store, he admirably tried to stock up on condoms, but when he took them to the cash register, was thwarted by a chaperone.

This was the first of his setbacks, but Jesse was no quitter. While at camp, he quickly made friends with several members of the fair sex. Since he'd made so many friends, he thought the best thing he could do would be to plan an orgy. So he invited five or six girls for a rendezvous amongst the pines.

He was giddy with excitement when they all agreed to this plan, and that night, he went out beneath the trees to await the loss of his virginity.

The girls had other plans, though, and all but one stood him up. The one girl who did show up had only been invited since he thought it would be rude to ask all her friends, but not her, too. The lack of condoms and the girl's homeliness were a potent enough combination to calm Jesse's ardour.