shanmonster | Jun. 2nd, 2004

It feels like I've been doing nothing but scheduling for the past week. I'm starting to go snakey!

I'm spending today doing creative work, though. I think I'll start another tribal belt, and have it ready to sell at the tribal dance workshop in a week and a half. I purchased the wool for tassels today, and I'll do the tassels up on Saturday as a demonstration at Rising Artisans. So today, I'll pick out fabric to go with the yarn (purple, green, and red jewel tones).

f00dave took me to see Troy last night. After reading reviews, I was prepared to be let down, and I was. Nevertheless, there were parts I enjoyed. I liked the fight scene between Achilles and Hector, although Achilles' signature move (hopping through the air with a sword thrust as an afterthought) is very, very silly. When he used this move in the climactic fight scene, I actually snorted like a little pig.

Eric Bana did a bang-up job as Hector, but Brad Pitt's acting was wooden. His physique impressed the hell out of me, though. He's always been buff, but when did he grow those giant muscles? Wowza. And speaking of big muscles, did you catch a glimpse of Boagrius (played by Nathan Jones)? Holy shit! I found this news story particularly amusing:

It has been reported several places that actor Brad Pitt ironically injured his Achilles tendon during shooting. The Sydney Morning Herald (an Australian newspaper) is reporting that the injury actually occurred during Pitt's one-on-one fight scene with former WWE wrestler Nathan Jones. Jones plays a warrior giant named Boagrius in the film.

It's a wonder he didn't get his leg torn clear off!

What is with the strange name pronunciations in Troy? Who the hell are Preee-am and Menna-louse? Is it just me, or is the moderately-attractive Helen not the most beautiful woman in the world? I think Polydora was a hotter tamale. And must Patroclus be relegated to the position of "cousin?" I'd much rather have seen an Achilles/Patroclus scene than the Achilles/Briseis scene we were treated to. I guess Hollywood blockbusters just aren't ready for gay alpha male heroes.

I won't even go into other details, like the anachronistic coins on the eyes, the lack of beard on most of the Hellenes, and the rampant atheism of the lead characters (when Odysseus was the only doubter in the epics). Oops. Maybe I just did go into detail....

Ok, now before I get back into sewing mode, ( here are a few links I've dredged up: )