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I dream I look down at my feet and realize they are badly callused, with large white patches of dead skin. When I look at them more closely, I realize the patches are covering the entire soles of my feet. The patches are layered, and look like whorls of hoarfrost. Cautiously, I pick at part of the dead skin. This is when I realize that it isn't dead skin, but some sort of fungus which is growing thickly across my feet.
Disturbed, I slowly and painfully pull each white foot mushroom off, roll it in tempura batter, and cook it in a wok. Then I wake up.
Disturbed, I slowly and painfully pull each white foot mushroom off, roll it in tempura batter, and cook it in a wok. Then I wake up.
