Superman is a Dick: Part III

( Superman is a Dick: Part III )

Just Looking for Something

So yesterday Mom was involved in a lockdown. Apparently, a couple of army brats (9-year olds, maybe) got ahold of guns and fired six or seven shots at an empty car. Now, if you live in a place where scary shit goes down all the time (like Jerusalem or Detroit), this must sound like a joke. But this is smalltown Canada, and bad kids and their guns can shut down an entire town. Hallelujah!

Also, last night I watched a thunderstorm. Yeah, lightning at the end of November. How weird is that? It brought in a cold front. It's frickin' cold out there, now. I should know. I was slogging around looking for work. I still haven't found any, but at least I've located places which are hiring, and I have a caseworker at the YMCA's employment services who will try to help me find something appropriate.

And now for the linkage....

Porn star comic is no laughing matter for N.B. festival: If two kids and a .22 can shut down a town, a porn star can shut down a comedy festival. Damn. I'd love to have seen Ron Jeremy's stand-up act!

Penguin and Squid: A Battle Between Good and Evil: You know, I'd never thought of these critters in that way before. But Giant squid 'taking over world'. I hope the penguins can stop them.

Some thoughts just shouldn't be said... And some poems ought not to have been written. Here's an excerpt:

Powerful muscles bunch and flex...
Under the Wolf's thick black fur
Bristling fur
Rippling fur
His tail whips behind him
His anus puckering passion
Under his tail
His beautiful whipping black tail

And if that's not enough, there's a repulsive bit of NSFW artwork to go along with it. Charming!

1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue: This is awesome! For example, "BUTTERED BUN. One lying with a woman that has just lain with another man, is said to have a buttered bun."

The gay community has abandoned AIDS: "The gay community has abandoned AIDS as its defining issue. In doing so it has lost its moral and political soul. It has proven its harshest critics right" (thanks, balthcat).

Textbook Disclaimer Stickers: The first one is the real McCoy. The rest were designed to make counterpoint.

Compare Declaration of Independence Banned at Calif School to Students Free to Thank Anybody, Except God: The USA is so frickin' weird.

The Little Engine That Couldn't: Dude needs a bigger car.

Panda handstand makes its mark: Pandas are so cute--especially when they do handstands to pee higher.

Bad Mags: Parts aren't safe for work, but it's very interesting stuff. I'm fond of the Occult Sex mags and their penchant for naughty, naughty witches. This is my favourite magazine cover.