Hello

When I got home from the Miramichi I kissed the floor. I don't think you can understand how grateful I am to be back in my own apartment again. I didn't get much reading done, after all. The environment was too disruptive, so I spent my time idly perusing trashy tabloids. I can't understand magazines which focus on "stories" like Britney Spears waiting in a line to get to a bathroom, or photos of Cindy Crawford caught digging out a wedgie. Although I enjoyed chilling with f00's sister and playing with my two little nieces, Christmas with the in-laws is stressful to the Nth degree. I'm surprised there aren't more coronaries in the family history. f00 is my dragon-slaying knight, though, and let's just leave it at that.

Guylaine is in town for a few days, so I expect tardy mayhem to recommence. I might be going swimming with her later tonight. We shall see.

I'm planning a big shindig at my place for New Year's Eve. f00 and I shall be hosting a potluck hors d'oeuvres and cocktails party. You know you want to come, so do it! R.S.V.P., 'cause it's the right thing to do.

And now, here is a delayed collection of linkage:

Man Evicted From Hut On Chicago Drawbridge: It's like something from a William Gibson novel.

Ex-Fat Garl: This is the strangest workout video I've ever seen. Bar none. I love Japan.

Ski Masks: If I knew how to knit, I'd make all of these freakish winter hats.

The Monster at the End of This Book: It's just a blast from my past. I had this book when I was a kid, and I loved it.

And the Bride Wore: A few of these gowns look perfectly fine to me, but most are pretty freakin' terrible. I think Tippi Hedron's dress is my favourite.

Mexican City Bans Indoor Nudity: How is this even hypothetically possible?

Drinking game puts Perth man near death: He could have been a Darwin Award contender (thanks TinMan666).

My Pussy's On Fire: The story of a woman and her diseased cunt: It makes me feel much happier about my own bearded clam.

The Roommate From Hell: Everyone probably has a bad roommate story, but this one is special.

Hot Vending Machine Sex: Why not?

And now for a vulgar- and funny-looking sex toy. ( Enjoy! )