Brain Fart

It's a slow day, and people are getting sent home. I hope it happens to me.

I need to wash the dishes.

I've come to the realization that I have no realization right now.

Hopefully, one will turn up later today.

I'm having a particularly stunned day. Spontaneously, during the wrap-up of a reservation, I started greeting the customer like it was a new call. Whaaa?