Someone Pull the Gyroscope Out of My Brain

Today has mostly been spent lying in bed waiting for the world to stop spinning. Whatever this plague is, it hits hard and fast.

I'm feeling pretty much completely useless and braindead, but I can share with you some of the more mindless eyecandy links I've been sent over the past while. Enjoy!

Funniest Images: I found X (thanks, oedibleoedipus)!

I'm not sure if this is a tattoo or makeup, but either way, check it out.

Cornstarch is cool. See? And see again?

Midget Fight: So very much a staged Jerry Springer show, but didn't stop my mouth from falling open and staying that way for the duration.

Too Many Kitties. I have kitty overload.

District 13 - Opening Chase Scene: Excellent parkour (thanks, gha5t)!

Worst Police Dog in the World: This dog is a goofball!

The next couple of links may require you to engage your cognitive powers a bit more. It was a bit of a strain, but I managed.

Toilet evidence links Dead Sea Scrolls to sect: "Efforts to achieve ritual purity inadvertently exposed members to intestinal parasites that shortened their lifespan."

So who are you calling bird brain? Chatter of chickens proves they are brighter than we thought: Anyone who spends any amount of time observing chickens could have told them this. Yes, chickens have a language of sorts. They do communicate verbally. And although they're not geniuses, they're much more clever than most people give them credit for (thanks, Benoit).

BTW: Anyone seen faustian_wish lately? She's disappeared, once again.