Danse du Jour

More kiddy dancers for today. The first one is a 7-year-old dancing to "My Humps." There's no accounting for taste, I guess, but she does a good job. And then along comes a little b-boy who kicks some serious ass.

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My Eyes Are Dim / I Cannot See

I'm a little disappointed. First of all, I wasn't screened properly for the extended-wear contact lens study. After riding a bus for about half an hour then sitting in a waiting room for another hour, I was told my eyes are far too bad for the experiment. I was given ten bucks for my troubles, as opposed to the $170 and the free contact lenses I was hoping for. Damn!

Then I went to the local LASIK folks, and found out it would cost four to five thousand dollars to get my eyes fixed. This is not covered by my insurance. So that's not going to happen, either. Damn redux.

I think the cheapest I can get glasses is at the student optical centre, where stuff is sold at cost. Because my eyes are so bloody blind, the cheapest I can expect to pay and be able to see properly is about $500. This is not covered by my insurance. Damn threedux.

My eyes need a sugar daddy.

Link time.

Lightning and Tornado: I've been dreaming of tornadoes every week for the past month or so (thanks, f00dave).

11 Most Expensive Sh*t you'll never need: I'd like to think I'm worth a $1,500,000 box of chocolates. Wanna treat me?

Most ridiculous love scene ever: This is CORNY!

Sock Horror: Maybe I ought to make some violent sock dolls.

Deerly Departed: Fishermen find more than they expect five miles from land.