Necessary Browser Cleaning

My browsers have exploded. I need to clean 'em up, and quickly.

Hotel mistakes Nobel laureate for bag lady: "She was wearing a Mayan dress, the traditional attire of indigenous people in central America, and the hotel's response was also traditional: throw her out."

Pole Dancing: Quickie video lessons.

Magic "Fish Spa" Attracts More: This slightly perturbs me.

best craigslist ad EVER: I am always entertained at the incredible variety of human interests....

To Hell and Beyond: "Dave Holland suffered severe facial injuries following an industrial accident."

Why does my nose ring smell of coffee?

That'll do for now....