Born to Be Bad

I'm exhausted but smiley. I think I'll have a happy nap. Maybe when I wake up there will be foods and game!

A Toilet Built For Two: Like the two-seater outhouses of my youth, but with modern plumbing (thanks, fourcorners).

Top Ten Classic Spanking Scenes in Westerns: I remember most of these, and even as a kid, they struck me as somewhat odd. Cowboys are kinky bastards (thanks, f00dave).

Apropos of a conversation held on Wednesday, can you think of songs about masturbation? Here's what came to mind:
Divinyls - I Touch Myself
Cyndi Lauper - She Bop
The Vapours - Turning Japanese
Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper - She's Vibrator Dependant
George Thorogood & The Destroyers - Bad to the Bone
Chuck Berry - My Ding A Ling

Surely there are more! Help me find 'em.