Oh dear god, where did all these links come from?

My tabs are full! And I swear I was really busy today. So where did they come from? Ah well. Time to dump 'em all on you.

The Gay Bear Video: I don't entirely understand. I understand the hot construction worker dudes in scanty clothes. In this way, the video is like a manly version of Satisfaction by Benny Benassi. But what about that vocalist? Am I misunderstanding what is supposed to be sexy now (thanks, Greg)?

Stiff response to sex toy mystery as dildos appear on rural road: Yes, I am misunderstanding what's supposed to be sexy.

Urine injection kills Bolivian woman: Quackery kills. Even when it's administered by fashion designers. This story is all sorts of fucked up.

Man Arrested for Making Baby Smile: Silver ray guns are evil.

Amazon Indians accused of cannibalizing farmer: I'm anxiously awaiting the kuru epidemic beginning in the Amazon. And for the exotic rain forest plant that will cure it.

The Meat Ship: Gack!

Couple wrongly accused of abusing their baby cannot have their children back because it is 'too late', court rules: Oops. Sorry about that. At least you can make new babies.

Footage from 'inside tornado': Maybe I'm the only one here who digs this shit, but man, WOW! I still want to chase storms. And live through a tornado. Oh baby YEAH! That's worth pissing my pants for!

Roman Holiday: Parentalia

Happy Parentalia!

Today is the ancient Roman holiday for honouring one's dead parents. Since my parents are quite alive, and I'm not about to murder them, I guess I'll have to give this one a miss.

Hmm.

Sacrifices of grain and wine were made, and that much I did. I had some toast with my supper, and just polished off a nice glass of port. I guess my duty is done.