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Now, Where'd THAT Come From?
May. 19th, 2009 01:24 pmI'm still very sore from my LARP weekend, although I am now able to move without making old lady noises. Next time, I'm gonna suck up the fact that I'm not a 16-year-old anymore, and my bones just don't like sleeping on the cold ground. So I will be getting an air mattress, and living the life of ease, roughing-it style.
My first night there sucked. There's no other way to put it. I was setting up in the dark in the middle of the woods. On one trip, a stick poked me right in the eye and ripped out my contact, leaving me basically blind. It took me a full hour to find my way to my camp that way, and then I had to wear my glasses over my costume, which made my vision all cock-eyed. I basically played the entire weekend with seriously impeded vision. Gah! I didn't get my gear all set up until about 3 am.
At least I didn't lose an eye.
Next time, I'm bringing spare contacts.
One funny thing happened that night, though.... I was playing my Dark Elf, and was therefore wearing my black spandex suit under my costume. It was my first time, with this particular naked suit, and I was waiting my turn at the porta-potty. I went in, unzipped, and something flopped out.
It was a penis.
Never having worn the suit before, other than just trying it on, I'd somehow overlooked that it had a built-in penis sleeve.
I came out of the porta-potty and looked at my companions. "Uh, guys? I discovered something odd in there."
They looked at one another warily. "Do we want to know?"
"I have a dick."
There was a moment of blank uncomprehension.
I explained what happened. There was another beat. Then another. And then everyone burst out in laughter, simultaneously.
Link time.
Worst Job in the World: Probably NSFW. Beef queefing beefalingists (thanks,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
tailchaser).
World’s most disturbing tombstone picture: I'm not sure if it's the most disturbing, but it's certainly a good follow up for the worst job video.
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus trailer: Oh, dear God, but I must watch this. It even stars Lorenzo Lamas and Debbie Gibson!
US 'banana gun robber' slips up: "A US teenager who was thwarted in an attempt to rob an internet cafe armed with a hidden banana ate the "weapon" before he was arrested, police say."
Craziest Dictator Ever: Turkmenbashi: Megalomania much?
2 Russian tourists challenge Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines: I certainly can't guarantee the veracity of this one, but man oh man....
Credit MacDaddy Local Bad Commercial: The worst commercial I've seen in a long time (thanks,gha5t).
Dis-Taste: I shit you not. These are pills made to make poop taste bad.
My first night there sucked. There's no other way to put it. I was setting up in the dark in the middle of the woods. On one trip, a stick poked me right in the eye and ripped out my contact, leaving me basically blind. It took me a full hour to find my way to my camp that way, and then I had to wear my glasses over my costume, which made my vision all cock-eyed. I basically played the entire weekend with seriously impeded vision. Gah! I didn't get my gear all set up until about 3 am.
At least I didn't lose an eye.
Next time, I'm bringing spare contacts.
One funny thing happened that night, though.... I was playing my Dark Elf, and was therefore wearing my black spandex suit under my costume. It was my first time, with this particular naked suit, and I was waiting my turn at the porta-potty. I went in, unzipped, and something flopped out.
It was a penis.
Never having worn the suit before, other than just trying it on, I'd somehow overlooked that it had a built-in penis sleeve.
I came out of the porta-potty and looked at my companions. "Uh, guys? I discovered something odd in there."
They looked at one another warily. "Do we want to know?"
"I have a dick."
There was a moment of blank uncomprehension.
I explained what happened. There was another beat. Then another. And then everyone burst out in laughter, simultaneously.
Link time.
Worst Job in the World: Probably NSFW. Beef queefing beefalingists (thanks,
tailchaser).World’s most disturbing tombstone picture: I'm not sure if it's the most disturbing, but it's certainly a good follow up for the worst job video.
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus trailer: Oh, dear God, but I must watch this. It even stars Lorenzo Lamas and Debbie Gibson!
US 'banana gun robber' slips up: "A US teenager who was thwarted in an attempt to rob an internet cafe armed with a hidden banana ate the "weapon" before he was arrested, police say."
Craziest Dictator Ever: Turkmenbashi: Megalomania much?
2 Russian tourists challenge Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines: I certainly can't guarantee the veracity of this one, but man oh man....
Credit MacDaddy Local Bad Commercial: The worst commercial I've seen in a long time (thanks,
gha5t).Dis-Taste: I shit you not. These are pills made to make poop taste bad.
