Overheard on Christmas Day

(This will be added to as new bons mots occur).

snowy_kathryn: I'm really proud of my Christmas poo!

raine_storm's husband to her: It's Christmas. Can I come down your chimney? (My 2-year old nephew thought this was hilarious)

Mat: That's not fat. That's moonblub.
Me: Moonblub! I've never heard that term before! It almost sounds romantic.
snowy_kathryn: There's nothing romantic about moonblub.

Peter: To me, you will forever be associated with snowballing.

Me: Gravy is the new salad dressing.

When Animals Attack

Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer: "At one point the monkey trainer grabbed a staff to hit the monkeys, only to find himself facing a stick-brandishing monkey that cracked him over the head."

Alexander of Greece: The king that was killed by a monkey.

Beaver Attacks Boy In Southern Okla.: This kid will grow up to have a seriously kick-ass story. And just might become gay. Heh.

Aquarium lowers water levels after feeding turtles brussel sprouts: My favourite Christmas news story.

Kinkiness Beyond Kinky: Ducks are nasty. You have to see these videos. Have to.

Goat climbs nearly vertical wall: I miss my goats.