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I am Cinderella in Shining Armour!
Apr. 30th, 2010 12:28 pmThe housecleaning binge continues. My sanctum sanctorum, long a source of chaos in the world, has been tamed, for the most part. It's still cluttered, but it is vastly improved. The dirty dish elemental has been vanquished from the kitchen. And now I must do battle with the bathroom, which is in a state of disarray.
Wish me luck.
Now, here are a few links to tide you over, my lovelies.
![[Nom nom]](https://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/023/f/c/Gummi_Bear_Anatomy_Spin_by_freeny.gif "[Nom nom]")
'I'm in love with my grandson and we're having a baby': Frankly, I can't imagine getting it on with any of my grandparents. Not even the one who's still alive.
Coyote vs. Greyhound: The Battle Lines Are Drawn: I find this article fascinating, and I'm of mixed feelings about the whole thing.
Police barred from penis enlargement: "Forget about getting a job as a police officer in Indonesia's Papua if you have had your penis enlarged. You won't get it, according to local media reports citing the Papua police chief." There's no mention on whether or not breast enlargement would also preclude someone from being a cop. Or maybe there aren't any female cops in Indonesia. No idea.
Pornographic magazine for the blind launched: Talk about a pop-up book....
Jessica Simpson explains why she only brushes her teeth three times a week: I'm curious to know if she started off this way, or has abandoned her social graces after becoming a celebrity.
The Uniqueness of Humans: An excellent educational and entertaining TED Talk which gave me much food for thought. I also learned more about chimps, baboons, and vampire bats than I knew before (thanks,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
knightky).
Baby's First Cubicle: The most depressing toy ever?
Eyjafjallajokull: Some glorious volcanic storm photos. Volcanoes are becoming as cool as tornadoes, to me. Imagine a tornado in a volcano! Whoa....
'Gay dog' refused entry to Australian restaurant: Australians don't want no small titties or faggoty dogs. Oh, Australia....
Baby son outgrowing smallest mother: "Britain's smallest mother has described the difficulties of caring for a baby son who is almost as tall as her" (Thanks, Ken).
U.N. Elects Iran to Commission on Women's Rights: Iran, the country known for stoning and imprisoning its women for immodesty, and blaming earthquakes on women who show some hair, has been elected a spot on the international commission for women's rights. I wish this were an Onion article, but it isn't. Oh, U.N. WTF, mates (thanks, Ted)?
Wish me luck.
Now, here are a few links to tide you over, my lovelies.
'I'm in love with my grandson and we're having a baby': Frankly, I can't imagine getting it on with any of my grandparents. Not even the one who's still alive.
Coyote vs. Greyhound: The Battle Lines Are Drawn: I find this article fascinating, and I'm of mixed feelings about the whole thing.
Police barred from penis enlargement: "Forget about getting a job as a police officer in Indonesia's Papua if you have had your penis enlarged. You won't get it, according to local media reports citing the Papua police chief." There's no mention on whether or not breast enlargement would also preclude someone from being a cop. Or maybe there aren't any female cops in Indonesia. No idea.
Pornographic magazine for the blind launched: Talk about a pop-up book....
Jessica Simpson explains why she only brushes her teeth three times a week: I'm curious to know if she started off this way, or has abandoned her social graces after becoming a celebrity.
The Uniqueness of Humans: An excellent educational and entertaining TED Talk which gave me much food for thought. I also learned more about chimps, baboons, and vampire bats than I knew before (thanks,
knightky).Baby's First Cubicle: The most depressing toy ever?
Eyjafjallajokull: Some glorious volcanic storm photos. Volcanoes are becoming as cool as tornadoes, to me. Imagine a tornado in a volcano! Whoa....
'Gay dog' refused entry to Australian restaurant: Australians don't want no small titties or faggoty dogs. Oh, Australia....
Baby son outgrowing smallest mother: "Britain's smallest mother has described the difficulties of caring for a baby son who is almost as tall as her" (Thanks, Ken).
U.N. Elects Iran to Commission on Women's Rights: Iran, the country known for stoning and imprisoning its women for immodesty, and blaming earthquakes on women who show some hair, has been elected a spot on the international commission for women's rights. I wish this were an Onion article, but it isn't. Oh, U.N. WTF, mates (thanks, Ted)?
