Noted.

I just remembered something that happened when I was in grade seven. I was sitting at my desk during class when I wrote a note to the girl behind me. The teacher caught me passing it and said, "Don't be greedy. Share it with the class."

I said, "Um, I don't think you want that."

He got testy and said, "Read it out loud!"

And so I shrugged and I read, "Don't look now, but Mr. Trepanier's fly is unzipped."