Ooh, My Guts

I seem to have become lactose intolerant again. I had a lot of dairy yesterday, and spent last night in an agony of cramps. I'm still a little crampy this morning, but not unbearably so. So I guess I'll be off to buy some almond or rice milk to have with my cereal. It's not very nice in tea, though. Boo.

If I'm lucky, maybe goat milk won't bother me. I've had variable success with it in the past when my guts have decided to revolt against cow milk.

I've also noticed a correlation between my lactose intolerance and time of year. It tends to hit more often in the summer. I've no idea why that is.

I bought a five-dollar bikini yesterday. Here I am before the bloating got too bad. It's just enough to hide my abs, here. Heh....



Link time.

Utah firing squad death announced on Twitter: Interesting.

German student attacks Hell's Angels with puppy: Sent to me by a gazillion people... A guy wearing only shorts went off his meds, threw a puppy at Hell's Angels, mooned them, stole a bulldozer, and escaped in a slow-moving chase that caused a major traffic jam, got out of the bulldozer, and hitch-hiked his way away. Amazing.

Hitler memorabilia 'attracts young Indians': Apparently, Hitler is da bomb in India right now.

Jury rules 'Diaper Boy' guilty of sex crime, lewdness: "Barton Jason Lewis Bagnes said he flashed his diaper-clad pelvis at children in a campaign to show it's OK for adults to wear diapers."

'Scar My Tattered Body No More With Your Punishing Dildo Mallet': Accused Militia Plotter Bared Almost All In Film: This fundamentalist Christian militant has a goofy side.

Danse du Jour

This is The Freekachu (aka Marcus PeBenito, I think) demonstrating tutting. I'm impressed at the scale and precision of the movements.