Inspire Me

Give me a word or two, or a phrase to mull over. If it catches my mind's eye, I'll write on it.

Link time.

Birds of a feather don't flock together when ostriches fancy humans: Because humans are apparently sexier than ostriches, even to ostriches.

Patrick Mohr Fashion Week: I really can't help but think the chemo-dwarf look is made to distract from the ugly clothes. I hope these models were paid well, and wonder if any of them will use the photos for their modeling portfolios.

How to keep someone with you forever: Having worked at a call centre, I can agree with this article completely. Bad jobs and bad relationships often work this way (thanks, elanya).

Eel 'crawls up fishmonger's bottom': Riiiiiight. It just crawled up there, all by itself. *coughcoughbullshitcough*

Miniature Art on the Tip of Pencil by Dalton Ghetti: Some of these are incredible. I can't imagine being a miniaturist, myself, but power to the ones who do it (thanks, f00dave).

Questionable Poster for Yogi Bear Movie: Whoever came up with this slogan and the accompanying illustration either has a deviant sense of humour, or they really, really, REALLY don't get it. Hilarious (thanks, g026r).

Gel for decayed teeth 'could spell end to fillings': Oh wow. My mouth could grow back together again? That would be fabulous.

Farmer saves lamb born with just two legs: Oh oh oh! I want a chickensheep! Cutest mutant, ever!