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Sep. 27th, 2010
*hope hope hope*
Sep. 27th, 2010 11:30 amI am full of hope, which is vastly preferable to being full of shit. I found a job listing for a new dance studio looking for instructors. Please let me be paid to do what I love. It's one of the reasons I moved to Ontario in the first place.
Now that I'm full of nervous energy for having found a job listing that actually looks great, I am going to go to the gym and burn it all off at a cycling class.
I went to the gym yesterday and did my usual workout. It took me twice as long as it should have. I had to take long breaks between sets. I'm guessing this was caused by a combination of asthma and Smirnoff Ice-induced rot gut. I must remember to never drink that shit again. It does bad things to me, and doesn't even taste good. And I didn't even have a whole bottle of the stuff. Eugh!
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I'm slow on the uptake sometimes, but today I finally discovered blip.fm. If you'd like to hear my selections, please check out my channel.
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Link time? Ok.
Experiments in the Revival of Organisms (1940): It lives (thanks, Doyce).
The 5 Least Sexy Products Money Can Buy=One Terrifying Date: I am obviously not a romantic. I want the perfume and the reactive ink.
Emergency Bra: Unsnap, separate cups, inhale...: "The bra is, of course, meant to be taken off, something most adults presumably have experience with. Once removed, it separates into two masks which, when placed over the nose and mouth, filter out particles that were found to be as harmful as radiation in Chernobyl."
Smallest Man-Made Orange: I'm not a miniaturist, but this is pretty cool (thanks, Kitty).
The Man With a Tail: "Chandre Oram, from Alipurduar of West Bengal, India, has a 13 inch (32.5 cm) long and one inch (2.5 cm) thick tail." Surely, I am not the only person who thinks this man could have a future in porn.
Mont. woman fends off bear attack with zucchini: She didn't get so much as a scratch. I'm presuming the bear wasn't hurt, aside from his pride (thanks, Kathryn).
Octopus Listings on Etsy: Oh no! I can't stop looking!
I love this pillow.
![[A pretty sweet pillow]](https://p.dreamwidth.org/40aea3183591/2919457-825837/www.dumage.com/img/misc/funny-and-creative-design/funny-and-creative-design01.jpg "[A pretty sweet pillow]")
Now that I'm full of nervous energy for having found a job listing that actually looks great, I am going to go to the gym and burn it all off at a cycling class.
I went to the gym yesterday and did my usual workout. It took me twice as long as it should have. I had to take long breaks between sets. I'm guessing this was caused by a combination of asthma and Smirnoff Ice-induced rot gut. I must remember to never drink that shit again. It does bad things to me, and doesn't even taste good. And I didn't even have a whole bottle of the stuff. Eugh!
......
I'm slow on the uptake sometimes, but today I finally discovered blip.fm. If you'd like to hear my selections, please check out my channel.
......
Link time? Ok.
Experiments in the Revival of Organisms (1940): It lives (thanks, Doyce).
The 5 Least Sexy Products Money Can Buy=One Terrifying Date: I am obviously not a romantic. I want the perfume and the reactive ink.
Emergency Bra: Unsnap, separate cups, inhale...: "The bra is, of course, meant to be taken off, something most adults presumably have experience with. Once removed, it separates into two masks which, when placed over the nose and mouth, filter out particles that were found to be as harmful as radiation in Chernobyl."
Smallest Man-Made Orange: I'm not a miniaturist, but this is pretty cool (thanks, Kitty).
The Man With a Tail: "Chandre Oram, from Alipurduar of West Bengal, India, has a 13 inch (32.5 cm) long and one inch (2.5 cm) thick tail." Surely, I am not the only person who thinks this man could have a future in porn.
Mont. woman fends off bear attack with zucchini: She didn't get so much as a scratch. I'm presuming the bear wasn't hurt, aside from his pride (thanks, Kathryn).
Octopus Listings on Etsy: Oh no! I can't stop looking!
I love this pillow.
ISO Grave Robber or Necromancer
Sep. 27th, 2010 06:37 pmI have a dance performance coming up on Oct. 23, and need a strong guy to play the part of a necromancer or body thief. No dancing necessary, but you have to be comfortable being on stage. If you're good at doing corpse/zombie makeup, that's a bonus, too. Please let me know if you're interested. Thank you!