The Dream

I'm a man, and I have a handsome, blond brother who looks like a cross between Alexander Skarsgård (Eric, from True Blood) and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau (Jaime Lannister, from Game of Thrones). I harbour an intense lust for my brother, and I am determined to seduce him. He eventually gives in, but something terrible happens, and his penis gets cut off before we can consummate our eros for one another. You would think such a traumatic event would be memorable, but I cannot recall how his penis came to be cut off from his body.

Distraught, I clutch his severed member in my hands, and then stuff it down my pants pocket. It gradually cools and shrinks in my pocket, but for a while, it is warm and comforting held tightly against my thigh.

Then I wake up.