Whereupon The ShanMonster Discovers the Obvious

[shanmonster]

If I ever complain about my triceps being sore, ask me if I did a couple hundred pushups the night before. I keep forgetting I do stuff like that, and then I wonder why I'm weak and trembly the next day. I'm such a dork. Yoga this morning at 7:00 am was less than spectacular for me, but I did manage to wrest a bit of flexibility out of my still-tired body. I went to the gym with f00 this afternoon, but it was a bust. I ended up sitting out most of the stuff. I really do need a full eight hours of sleep. I'm a wreck on six (which is what last night garnered me). I'll turn in early tonight in the hopes I'll be more rested for tomorrow. I model all day, and then have kung fu in the evening.

And now it's time for your daily dose of linkage:

Morris grammar experts argue merits of diagraming: I vaguely remember doing grammatical diagramming somewhere in my elementary school years, but I really don't think it's what got my grammar up to snuff. I think studying another language is a good way of understanding grammar. Still, some people are visual learners, and all this chart stuff would be useful for them. It makes me want to go back and study grammar this way again.

Christ_slash: You knew it would only be a matter of time before this concept hit LiveJournal!

Colombia police report abduction by C-section: Colombian kidnapping reaches new depths. Doesn't this sound rather like the kidney thieves urban legend, though?

Myths Over Miami: "Captured on South Beach, Satan later escaped. His demons and the horrible Bloody Mary are now killing people. God has fled. Avenging angels hide out in the Everglades. And other tales from children in Dade's homeless shelters."

Brazilian fetish video: So very, very not safe for work. And it's oh-so-wrong, too. I got a huge laugh at the grimaces on the girls' faces.

Help Lines Hear Thanksgiving Horror Tales: I must admit, I'd never thought about the idiotic phone calls turkey hotline workers must receive.