Ha!

[shanmonster]

It may be an urban legend, but it's still funny (thanks, Pimp Tea):

This is an extract of an National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Army Lieutenant General Reinwald about sponsoring a Boy Scout Troop on his military installation.

Interviewer: "So, LTG Reinwald, what are you going to do with these young boys on their adventure holiday?"

LTG Reinwald: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."

Interviewer: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"

LTG Reinwald: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the range."

Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"

LTG Reinwald: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm."

Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."

LTG Reinwald: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?"

End of the interview

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And now for the linkage:

Cthulhu Candy, Lovecraft Santa in Chocolate: You can buy anything on eBay.

Man of the Year Awards: Hmm.

Things Going Squish On My Scanner: Poor tomato....

Fly Hatching: They grow up so quickly, leaving the house without ever looking back. *sniff*

Shimmy Pants: I want a pair. But I'd prefer a pair which read "Yay Tubby!"

The Amazing Catapult Watch: "The only watch that's also a weapon- it shoots BBs, dried peas, popcorn kernels, lentils and more up to 8 feet accross the room!"

The 'Hottentot Venus': NSFW in a National Geographic sort of way. Baby got back!

Company lets U.S. travelers 'Go Canadian': Some Americans travel in drag (thanks, resa)!

Teaching aide on leave after serving kibble: Whatever. A bit of pet food shouldn't kill anyone. Hell, I used to eat Cat Chow when I was a kid, much to my parents' chagrin. And when I was in university, I ate a dog biscuit for the hell of it. I don't recommend it. I don't understand why dogs think they're tasty, because they're not.

LegShocker turns footy fans into masochistic prats: Gaming hardware device that lets you get kicked in the shins. Right.

Bumpy Landing: Yikes!

Dirty Sounding Names: Covers the gamut from Adolf Oliver Nipple to Zig Steenine.