Names

[shanmonster]

My brain has been manufacturing names, for some bizarre reason. Last night, as I was falling asleep, I kept thinking of the name Benjamin N. Dante, or Ben N. Dante. He would be a supernatural superhero who fights evil witches, of course (ten points to whoever gets it).

The other name, which just came to me, is Amanda Poupon. That's a pretty dreadful name, and I hope no one has it. However, my sense of schadenfreude demands someone be named this. Go figure....

Man, I still feel seriously messed up. My head is spinning and aching, my stomach hurts, and I just feel generally woozy. This can't be good.

I'd like to go home and go to bed, but that's just not happening. I'll have to tough it out for the next five hours.

Comments

[zombienought.livejournal.com]

A google reveals no Amanda Poupon. Therefore, there
is no such person living or dead who has ever held
that name.

[wildelf.livejournal.com]

A couple in England, A Mr. and Mrs. Peacock named their newborn Drew. Say it quickly without pause.

*chuckle*

It took them two months to catch on.

[abraxasrutrem.livejournal.com]

I went to school (at various times) with a Les Moore, a Mary-Jane Toke and a Peter Funk.

[ltmurnau.livejournal.com]

"Amanda Poupon" - BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAH!

[ltmurnau.livejournal.com]

When I was at the Infantry School in Gagetown, there was a "Mike Minor" in my class. He was going into the Forces for his career, but I didn't think he'd ever make Major.

[threemilechild.livejournal.com]

The woman I'm named after was called Karoline (Carol-lina), but that was a last minute change. There was a girl born a week earlier than her, just up the street, given the first name that her parents had planned on giving her.

This poor woman ended up with the worst name ever: Waltraut Neugibaur. ("Val-trout Noo-gee-bow-er")

[zombienought.livejournal.com]

What?! No! People who are not listed on the
internet do not exist! Same with companies!