Why Do They Keep Finding Me?

[shanmonster]

Moving my site to another server disrupted quite a few patterns. No longer is "camel toe" in my top ten search terms, for example. That's quite an upset, really.

Here are the most-exciting terms which led viewers to The ShanMonster Page last month.

* black eyes pears (Stop violence against fruit)
* burp the loudest (I wonder if the person was searching for techniques or records.)
* dingo ate my baby etymology (I never covered this in my syntax and morphology class)
* dystonia arsehole (This sounds just plain horrible.)
* homemade dildo machine
* moose skin (I can't help but think of porn mags for moose.)
* short and flirty poems naughty
* tender longpig
* whale vagina (What Pinnochio was really swallowed by)
* blue whale vagina (Like blue balls for whales, only different)
* mean origami (Think papercuts.)
* vagina origami (Think papercunts.)
* what's wrong with my blue spruce
* women who hate their clits (...and the clits who love them)
* moose mating with people (Puts a whole new meaning to "What a rack!")
* breast cancer fetish (Sarcoma is sexy!)
* black-flies lips wet pussy (The sexiest mental image in the world.)
* pictures of nude guys in fishing waders (The second sexiest mental image in the world.)
* the big book of filth felching (Oh yay.)
* bizarre search string referrers (I wouldn't know about such things.)
* polio she sexy wheelchair her-legs (Apotemnophiliacs with polio, unite!)
* fit me for a bra and girdle
* belly punching (Like cattle punching, only without the cowboy hats.)

Comments

[fourcorners.livejournal.com]

That's pretty damn amusing. I swear, nobody but deviants and completely twisted nutjobs wind up clicking on your site. Though moose skin, C'mon! we're only human, dammit. It's a vice we can't help but crave!

heh