The Beat Goes On

[shanmonster]

Me: Do you have a frequent stayer card?

Silly Customer (SC): Yes.

Me: May I have the number, please?

SC: No, because I don't want to book right now. I just want the rates.

Me: The room is available for $xxx.

SC: Ok. And that's with my frequent stayer discount?

Me: Er, no. You didn't give me a frequent stayer number.

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And then there's the first cousin:

Me: Are you travelling on business?

SC: Yes.

Me: Which company is that with?

SC: I'd rather not say.

Me: Ok, your rate is $xxx.

SC: Is that my Chevrolet rate?

Me: ...