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Yup. Time for another Inuit folktale.
There was a woman who was old, blind and likewise unable to walk. Once she asked her daughter for a drink of water. The daughter was so bored with her old mother that she gave her a bowl of her own piss. The old woman drank it all up, then said, "You're a nice one, daughter. Tell me--which would you prefer as a lover, a louse or a sea scorpion?"
"Oh, a sea scorpion," laughed the daughter, "because he would not be crushed so easily when I slept with him."
Whereupon the old woman proceeded to pull sea scorpions out of her vagina, one after another, until she fell over dead.
There was a woman who was old, blind and likewise unable to walk. Once she asked her daughter for a drink of water. The daughter was so bored with her old mother that she gave her a bowl of her own piss. The old woman drank it all up, then said, "You're a nice one, daughter. Tell me--which would you prefer as a lover, a louse or a sea scorpion?"
"Oh, a sea scorpion," laughed the daughter, "because he would not be crushed so easily when I slept with him."
Whereupon the old woman proceeded to pull sea scorpions out of her vagina, one after another, until she fell over dead.
