shanmonster: (Don't just sing it--bring it!)
I am a zombie this morning, but the lame variety of zombie that's too tired to actively seek out brains. Instead, I just loll here in my chair with my mouth half open, hoping a brain will be good enough to fall in.

So far, it hasn't happened.

Last night, I modeled at The Renn. I wore two Jezebel Devilish Designs outfits: a cute tartan kilt dress (similar to this one, but sleeveless), and a black and red velvet corset and skirt. The show was good because no skeezy guy with a mullet tried to cop a feel. The show was good because I got to hang out backstage with a bunch of mostly nekkid hot chicks. The show was bad because said room was so cold that the hot chicks' nipples were carving lines into the concrete walls every time we had to pass one another. It was fucking c-c-c-c-COLD!

At one point, after I'd done both turns on the catwalk, there were problems with another model getting into her outfit, so I was sent out again to stall. I'm sure people were wondering why I came out again in the same outfit, but whatever... It bought the model and the dressers enough time.

By the way, Jezebel is a sweetie, and her clothes are well-made. Check out her stuff. Or if you're in Hamilton, you can see her merchandise at Crash Landing at 297 Ottawa Street North.

And now for some links....

Children's foreheads slashed in Muslim saint's name: Ritual child abuse builds character.

We Are the Web: It's an internet reminiscence fest, featuring such standbys as Peter Pan, Tron Guy, Viking Kittens and Spongmonkeys, Leslie Hall (of ugly sweater fame), Subservient Chicken, Back Dormitory Boys, and that goddamned Dancing Baby.

Gelli Baff: This just looks disgusting to me.

Cheap, safe drug kills most cancers: Sounds great, right? The bad news is it likely won't be produced because there is no patent, and therefore no profit to be made by the pharmaceutical companies.

And just in my inbox comes this little snippet which makes me very disappointed I don't live in Toronto:
Trapeze classes and core conditioning for dancers
Calling all dancers who are interested in a new movement experience!
Come feel what it's like to lift yourself up and be suspended in the air!!
Professional Aerialist Mark Segal is offering Trapeze Classes for beginners with movement experience. Classes will focus on trapeze technique and movement coordination, core and upper body strength conditioning, and supporting each other through a new learning experience. And, of course, having a good time!

With a maximum class size of 6, each person can work at an individualized level.

Classes are downtown at Queen and Bathurst, Tuesday and Thursday nights from 7:30 - 9:30 pm.
A two hour class is only $15, with weekly/drop-in sign up available.

Come join the circus!!
This is truly a spectacular and challenging new way to move.

For those of you interested in a special challenge, rope classes are also available.
For more info, contact Laura at laurasaccount@hotmail.com

Mark Segal has been training in circus for the last 6 years. He has performed with Cirque Sublime, the Flying Paiges, Zero Gravity, Motus O Dance Theatre, and "The Royal Flush" which was an aerial and concept performance series last summer at The Fallsview casino.
He has also taught Silks, Rope, and Trapeze for the Toronto School of Circus Arts, and is now teaching Rope and Trapeze classes privately.

Torontonians? Let me live vicariously through you as you take this class....

Date: 2007-02-01 04:30 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] zoe-serious.livejournal.com
Do you have a contact for Marc? I'm interested in the trapeze classes, though it could just make me have too much vertigo, so we'll see. I'm surprised I didn't get this but maybe he didn't send it through the Zero Gravity list...

Date: 2007-02-01 05:16 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] zoe-serious.livejournal.com
Cancel that.

I found some info on the bottom of another circus post that had Mark's email address and have emailed him for more details :)

Date: 2007-02-01 07:24 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
Cool! Let me know how the classes go, if you take them. Meanwhile, I'll just sit in my seat dying of envy....

Date: 2007-02-01 10:58 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
There's only one problem with that "safe drug kills most cancers" bit: and that's that it has been proven in human trials.

Doesn't look like a problem to me....

I'd love to help you Shan

Date: 2007-02-01 11:13 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] papajoemambo.livejournal.com


But I've never had the upper body strength to chin myself, let alone suspend myself from such a bar.

I can sigh vicariously for you, if that would help at all...

More on Dichloroacetate

Date: 2007-02-01 11:58 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] montecristo.livejournal.com
Bill Sardi contrasts dichloroacetate with resveratrol. (http://www.lewrockwell.com/sardi/sardi68.html)

Re: I'd love to help you Shan

Date: 2007-02-02 01:03 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
I'm pretty lousy at chin-ups, myself. And I also get terrible nausea during a lot of spins. But I figured that if I took regular classes in aerialism, I'd eventually overcome both shortcomings.

Re: More on Dichloroacetate

Date: 2007-02-02 01:07 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
Tres interessante!

Re: I'd love to help you Shan

Date: 2007-02-02 05:45 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] papajoemambo.livejournal.com


Very likely - not to mention some of the kinesthetic it might add to your dance afterwards as well.

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