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Schoolwork has been keeping my updates to a minimum, but it hasn't slowed the perverts down! Check out November's notable search terms. Once again, I am amused.
* anthropophagy erotic picture (puts a whole new meaning to getting eaten out)
* cherry sauce nude (What? Without the New York cheesecake?)
* in the hallway, just after i missed a question on a math (This is obviously a clue to some great mystery)
* squirting clits (Is this what happens if you squeeze one too hard?)
* sticky stuff on skin phobia ("Yuck yuck yuck! Get it off me--it feels like snot!")
* turkey nudity (Raw and in the flesh: dead, nude turkeys!)
* vagina shapes (These might make good cookie cutter designs)
* dancing with a turkey on your head (A very obscure, traditional dance in Constantinople)
* animated dancing vagina (If someone finds this, I'd love to see it)
* calculus degree and toilet paper (A degree in math is good .... for me to poop on!)
* jesus semen beverage (Bread to flesh, wine to blood, and milk to ejaculate. The next logical step in transubstantiation)
* because skin hard (Call us when you find out. Get it? Call us : Callus. Oh, never mind....)
* menstrual slave (I'm one no more, now that I have a Keeper! Hoorah!)
* moose nude page (Check out the rack on that one....)
* the camel clits (Is this a punk band, or what?)
* kung fu good one tit rib (I don't think I've ever learned this one at the kwoon)
* Shakespeare slash (Marlowe gazed hungrily at Shakespeare. "Forsooth! The way you move in those tight pants, I know from where you obtained your surname!" And with a flounce and a smile, Shakespeare waggled his groin at Marlowe.)
* need someone to go to bed with my wife (Don't ask Shakespeare. He's busy with Marlowe.)
* nude witch magic turkey (Now there's a story!)
* pigeon disease recipes (Take one part cholera, two parts corn kernel, and sprinkle liberally on Trafalgar Square.)
* find a picture of a monster with a pale yellow skin (Then give it a liver transplant.)
* Mary Kate and Ashley how they got their periods on the vagina (Someone obviously hasn't had the plumbing lesson in health class, yet.)
* stick a butternut squash dildo (Stick it where? Nowhere near me, I hope. Those suckers are big!)
* swallowing semen is nutritious (More so than simply gargling it, I suppose.)
* little breast upskirt (Why is a breast wearing a skirt?)
* how deep does the needle go? (When I go to the dentist, the freezing needle impales my skull.)
* pictures only of nudity in america (Because no one wants to see naked pictures of nonAmericans.)
* do mary-kate and ashley olsen wear contact in their eyes? (No, they wear them in their rectums.)
* nude milkshake (Like nude moose, nude turkey, and nude cherry sauce. I'm getting hungry.)
* http://www. give me bigfoot .com/ (Someone obviously doesn't understand how URLs work.)
* doughnut pottery yarn (WTF?)
* anthropophagy erotic picture (puts a whole new meaning to getting eaten out)
* cherry sauce nude (What? Without the New York cheesecake?)
* in the hallway, just after i missed a question on a math (This is obviously a clue to some great mystery)
* squirting clits (Is this what happens if you squeeze one too hard?)
* sticky stuff on skin phobia ("Yuck yuck yuck! Get it off me--it feels like snot!")
* turkey nudity (Raw and in the flesh: dead, nude turkeys!)
* vagina shapes (These might make good cookie cutter designs)
* dancing with a turkey on your head (A very obscure, traditional dance in Constantinople)
* animated dancing vagina (If someone finds this, I'd love to see it)
* calculus degree and toilet paper (A degree in math is good .... for me to poop on!)
* jesus semen beverage (Bread to flesh, wine to blood, and milk to ejaculate. The next logical step in transubstantiation)
* because skin hard (Call us when you find out. Get it? Call us : Callus. Oh, never mind....)
* menstrual slave (I'm one no more, now that I have a Keeper! Hoorah!)
* moose nude page (Check out the rack on that one....)
* the camel clits (Is this a punk band, or what?)
* kung fu good one tit rib (I don't think I've ever learned this one at the kwoon)
* Shakespeare slash (Marlowe gazed hungrily at Shakespeare. "Forsooth! The way you move in those tight pants, I know from where you obtained your surname!" And with a flounce and a smile, Shakespeare waggled his groin at Marlowe.)
* need someone to go to bed with my wife (Don't ask Shakespeare. He's busy with Marlowe.)
* nude witch magic turkey (Now there's a story!)
* pigeon disease recipes (Take one part cholera, two parts corn kernel, and sprinkle liberally on Trafalgar Square.)
* find a picture of a monster with a pale yellow skin (Then give it a liver transplant.)
* Mary Kate and Ashley how they got their periods on the vagina (Someone obviously hasn't had the plumbing lesson in health class, yet.)
* stick a butternut squash dildo (Stick it where? Nowhere near me, I hope. Those suckers are big!)
* swallowing semen is nutritious (More so than simply gargling it, I suppose.)
* little breast upskirt (Why is a breast wearing a skirt?)
* how deep does the needle go? (When I go to the dentist, the freezing needle impales my skull.)
* pictures only of nudity in america (Because no one wants to see naked pictures of nonAmericans.)
* do mary-kate and ashley olsen wear contact in their eyes? (No, they wear them in their rectums.)
* nude milkshake (Like nude moose, nude turkey, and nude cherry sauce. I'm getting hungry.)
* http://www. give me bigfoot .com/ (Someone obviously doesn't understand how URLs work.)
* doughnut pottery yarn (WTF?)
