shanmonster | Horny Remover

I am a one-woman sweatshop.

This morning I made muffins.

Then I got rivets for my armour.

Then I sewed two shitty tunics for game (I wish my sewing machine were working properly so I could make something that doesn't look like it was crocheted by an infant).

I gathered a few Indian chemises together to potentially donate (we shall see if they're looking for anything that fancy). I also found some jewellery to give to the cause.

All this stuff helps out the game, and it also helps me, because I get extra points to beef up my character. Whee!

I gathered together new CDs to potentially sell to my students (they've been asking for music).

I also gathered some links for you. When I say DO NOT CLICK on a couple of them, please believe me. They're that bad. The rest are ok, though.

Take Back Your Time: "TAKE BACK YOUR TIME is a major U.S./Canadian initiative to challenge the epidemic of overwork, over-scheduling and time famine that now threatens our health, our families and relationships, our communities and our environment. October 24th Is Take Back Your Time Day."

A Helmeted Cock: A medieval gastronomical extravaganza. Also the thing of nightmares.

Hard-Hitting Ad Shows Naked Anorexic Woman: "An Italian fashion chain has stoked controversy with an advertisement featuring a naked anorexic woman. The ad, which is intended to raise awareness about eating disorders, is timed to coincide with Milan fashion week."

Chimp Not a Person, Court Rules: "He's now got a human name — Matthew Hiasl Pan — but he's having trouble getting his day in court. Animal rights activists campaigning to get Pan, a 26-year-old chimpanzee, legally declared a person vowed to take their challenge to Austria's Supreme Court after a lower court threw out their latest appeal."

Shenis: So girls can pee standing up, and frighten their male counterparts (thanks, Bradford).

Garry Kasparov to run for president: If American politics is ruled by retired actors, Russian politics may soon be run by chess gurus.

Lily Cole: Like a Painting: Beautiful fashion photo series from two years ago.

Artists Built Secret Apartment in Mall: No mention if the security guards who found it were zombies or not (thanks, Benoit).

I'm warning you. DO NOT CLICK the following links, which are in no way, shape, or form safe for work or your appetite: Two Girls One Cup (thanks,