It's Not You. It's Me.

[shanmonster]

So incredibly busy.... Gonna take some time for ME. After I do the housework, I guess. Too bad my washing machine gave up the ghost yesterday. Here's hoping Dad can fix it when he comes to visit in a couple of days.

Links? Sure thing. Have a few.

Deepest Pool in the World: I don't think there is a shallow end in this sucker.

Harold: NSFW. Features extra cock and wristfeet options.

2008 Ugliest Dog Contenders: Man, those are some seriously hideous canines.

Monument to be erected to an enema in southern Russia: I'll betcha Kellogg would have loved one of these in Battle Creek.

Man Brandishing Palm Frond, Flip Flops Tries To Rob Store: We must institute palm frond and flip flop control in order to prevent criminal elements from doing this sort of thing.

English Crop Circle's Mysterious Pattern Solved: Pi!

Dirty Car Window Art: Now that's some pretty dirt.

Vladimir Putin hailed as virile vampire: Somehow, I can't see Stephen Harper as a vampiric sex symbol. Eugh.

Comments

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

I could have gone my whole life without thinking of Vladimir Putin as a sexual being in any way. Why did you have to share this?

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Because I'm perverse. And to add that, imagine Vladimir Putin and Udo Kier slash in an Andy Warhol's Dracula setting. Oh my. I need to go scour my brains....

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

Oh god. Oh god, you EVIL PERSON

i can see that

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Yup!

Now the real question is, can you unsee it?

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

No. I think I may need to inject white-out directly into my brain via transorbital insertion.

Putin would be a real jerk in bed, I think.

[sorceror.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't forget that Stockwell Day wore that wetsuit. And look how well that worked out for him!

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. Baby.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Heh....

[xhappyx.livejournal.com]

between us we have a washer and dryer set. me the washer and you the dryer.

[zombienought.livejournal.com]

You know, I...I can see that.

It'd be like My Own Private Idaho 2: Eurotrashy Gigaloo.

Ugly dogs

[catalystika.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess now I know which breed of dog NOT to get. Chinese crested... check.