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Computer explodes burning teenager: Although the article mentions the girls was looking for information on Macbeth at the time, the reporter fails to put two and two together. It's the Scottish play, for fuck's sakes! Everyone knows it's cursed! She was asking for it.
Great molasses flood remembered: "On January 15, 1919, a gigantic steel vat exploded, spewing 2.3 million gallons of molten molasses." Just what exactly is molten molasses? It sounds like molasses magma. No wonder the volcanic vat exploded.
First Christianity-themed nudist resort to open in Florida: All I can say is Jehovah's Witnesses have changed enormously since I was mired.
