Melty Latin Kisses

[shanmonster]

Lord Byron: "I love the language, that soft bastard Latin, Which melts like kisses from a female mouth."

I want to narrate the entire works of Catullus. I think it will be good speaking practice, as I find the words to be very tricky to say. After that? I dunno. Maybe Ovid.

Today's Catullus excerpt is Fletus Passeris Lesbiae. That's what I sound like with a chest cold and asthma. Kinda hot. Ha.

I'm still sick, but I'm not dead yet.

Here are some links for your enjoyment.

Giger Wedding Cake: I wish this had been my wedding cake (thanks, Kutulu).

Miley Cyrus' little sister the new face of kiddie 'lingerie' line: Yeah.

Man hurt after homemade rocket explodes during party stunt: This looks so much like something one of my friends might do.

Axe Cop: Epic comic strip written by a five-year-old and illustrated by a grown-up (thanks, chernobylred).

Comments

[valkryor.livejournal.com]

Axe Cop is truly epic. Wow.

[icedrake.livejournal.com]

That's a cool cake. Next, lessons on why one shouldn't upload a 1.8MB image and resize it to 675x875.

[xypharan.livejournal.com]

What program did you use to record your voice?
I want to do some "Oscar Reads" stuff that I can send around to people.