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The job search continues. Today's crop of offered jobs include:
- attractive ladies needed for exotic massage.
- "classy" ladies needed for an escort service.
- Actress needed. Here's the description: "My moneyshot with your mouth and that's a wrap. The set is portable, so can be shot anywhere. No crew. Intended for distribution, but not for sale."
I guess it's good to know I won't have to starve to death, as long as I'm not not averse to getting strangers' spooge all over me. Oy.
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knightky was here this past weekend, he saw an optometry shop is hiring, so I'll do up another resume and take it there.
We also went to see the play Dangerous Liaisons in Stratford. It was the first play I've attended in about four years, and it was excellent. If you can get to Stratford, I very much recommend it. The acting, blocking, direction, lighting, EVERYTHING was spot-on. Unfortunately, the fog machine made my lungs spaz out on me at the very end, and it felt like someone was sitting on my chest and jabbing my lungs with itty bitty needles. I wish fog machines wouldn't trigger my asthma, but they almost always do. Sigh....
Today is housework and gym day. Yup yup. And since the weather is cooling off, I think I just might start running again. If there's anything left of me after my workout, I'll start today.
I realized a while ago that this Thanksgiving will be the first one in over ten years in which I will not be making a feast. That's rather depressing. I *like* making feasts. So I think I might go to the Kitchener Zombie Walk, instead. If I'm lucky, I'll feast on brains and get myself one of those trendy prion diseases. Wanna come with me?
In other news, I am now officially a Nerd Girl Pin Up. I'll keep you abreast of when I get my photoshoot.
Link time.
Vampire Cookies: I hate making rolled cookies, but might make an exception for these.
Dolphin species attempt 'common language': "When two dolphin species come together, they attempt to find a common language, preliminary research suggests."
Teenage girl can only control rare brain condition by digesting her own spinal fluid: Well, that's certainly enterprising. I hope she's not vegan. Hehehehe....
NASA and NSF-Funded Research Finds First Potentially Habitable Exoplanet: Fascinating!
Possibly the creepiest and most disturbing charger cable: If it weren't for the irritating noise it makes, I'd want one.
The Sqweel Vibe: Bizarre-looking sex toy. It might be the best thing ever, but only in the dark, man. Only in the dark.
Tiny Tomato Sauce: This looks delicious, and I'd like to try it out. I'll betcha it would be nice on steamed quinoa.
Zombie-Killing Chainsaw: Purtiest chainsaw I ever did see.
![[Purty]](https://p.dreamwidth.org/73da21e74c89/2919457-829266/www.geekologie.com/2010/05/17/zombie-saw-1.jpg "[Purty]")
- attractive ladies needed for exotic massage.
- "classy" ladies needed for an escort service.
- Actress needed. Here's the description: "My moneyshot with your mouth and that's a wrap. The set is portable, so can be shot anywhere. No crew. Intended for distribution, but not for sale."
I guess it's good to know I won't have to starve to death, as long as I'm not not averse to getting strangers' spooge all over me. Oy.
While
knightky was here this past weekend, he saw an optometry shop is hiring, so I'll do up another resume and take it there. We also went to see the play Dangerous Liaisons in Stratford. It was the first play I've attended in about four years, and it was excellent. If you can get to Stratford, I very much recommend it. The acting, blocking, direction, lighting, EVERYTHING was spot-on. Unfortunately, the fog machine made my lungs spaz out on me at the very end, and it felt like someone was sitting on my chest and jabbing my lungs with itty bitty needles. I wish fog machines wouldn't trigger my asthma, but they almost always do. Sigh....
Today is housework and gym day. Yup yup. And since the weather is cooling off, I think I just might start running again. If there's anything left of me after my workout, I'll start today.
I realized a while ago that this Thanksgiving will be the first one in over ten years in which I will not be making a feast. That's rather depressing. I *like* making feasts. So I think I might go to the Kitchener Zombie Walk, instead. If I'm lucky, I'll feast on brains and get myself one of those trendy prion diseases. Wanna come with me?
In other news, I am now officially a Nerd Girl Pin Up. I'll keep you abreast of when I get my photoshoot.
Link time.
Vampire Cookies: I hate making rolled cookies, but might make an exception for these.
Dolphin species attempt 'common language': "When two dolphin species come together, they attempt to find a common language, preliminary research suggests."
Teenage girl can only control rare brain condition by digesting her own spinal fluid: Well, that's certainly enterprising. I hope she's not vegan. Hehehehe....
NASA and NSF-Funded Research Finds First Potentially Habitable Exoplanet: Fascinating!
Possibly the creepiest and most disturbing charger cable: If it weren't for the irritating noise it makes, I'd want one.
The Sqweel Vibe: Bizarre-looking sex toy. It might be the best thing ever, but only in the dark, man. Only in the dark.
Tiny Tomato Sauce: This looks delicious, and I'd like to try it out. I'll betcha it would be nice on steamed quinoa.
Zombie-Killing Chainsaw: Purtiest chainsaw I ever did see.
