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I'm up early. Too early. There is a zombie walk today in Kitchener, and I want to be in it.
But before I start dressing the part, I'd like to clear my tabs. Ah-ah-AH-AHCHOOOOO!!!!!!
Mortiis releases 'Perfectly defect' album for free !: Freaktastic Mortiis is putting out a new album tomorrow, and he wants you to download it. Who are you to thwart his wishes?
Mummy Makeup: This looks fabulous. If I could find a makeup artist willing to volunteer to do me up like this from head to toe for my dance performance on October 23, I'd be very happy!
The Perfect Human: This guy runs marathons every day and they barely wind him. I want to manage comparable feats. This is just incredible. And look at him, too. Holy cow.
Can Your Heart Stand the Shocking Facts About Bukkake Rulers: NSFW. Ew. And wtf (thanks,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
balthcat)?
Processed Meats Declared Too Dangerous for Human Consumption: "Processed meats include bacon, sausage, hot dogs, sandwich meat, packaged ham, pepperoni, salami and virtually all red meat used in frozen prepared meals. They are usually manufactured with a carcinogenic ingredient known as sodium nitrite. This is used as a color fixer by meat companies to turn packaged meats a bright red color so they look fresh. Unfortunately, sodium nitrite also results in the formation of cancer-causing nitrosamines in the human body. And this leads to a sharp increase in cancer risk for those who eat them."
European Beard and Moustache Championships: A fabulous photo essay of participants.
Die Antwoord - Evil Boy: NSFW. Die Antwoord's new video blows my mind! I am in freaky love. The lyrics may seem bizarre and homophobic, but they're really, really not. Just say no to forced circumcision.
Nose-Shaped Bathroom Soap Dispenser: This is hilarious!
An Erotic Vibrator Chess Set? An Erotic Vibrator Chess Set.: I just don't understand.
Harvest Apple Cake 1932: This vintage recipe looks delicious.
Pumpkin Chili: And this recipe looks yummy, too.
Fig & Strawberry Tart: And this one looks like a piece of delicious art.
But before I start dressing the part, I'd like to clear my tabs. Ah-ah-AH-AHCHOOOOO!!!!!!
Mortiis releases 'Perfectly defect' album for free !: Freaktastic Mortiis is putting out a new album tomorrow, and he wants you to download it. Who are you to thwart his wishes?
Mummy Makeup: This looks fabulous. If I could find a makeup artist willing to volunteer to do me up like this from head to toe for my dance performance on October 23, I'd be very happy!
The Perfect Human: This guy runs marathons every day and they barely wind him. I want to manage comparable feats. This is just incredible. And look at him, too. Holy cow.
Can Your Heart Stand the Shocking Facts About Bukkake Rulers: NSFW. Ew. And wtf (thanks,
balthcat)?Processed Meats Declared Too Dangerous for Human Consumption: "Processed meats include bacon, sausage, hot dogs, sandwich meat, packaged ham, pepperoni, salami and virtually all red meat used in frozen prepared meals. They are usually manufactured with a carcinogenic ingredient known as sodium nitrite. This is used as a color fixer by meat companies to turn packaged meats a bright red color so they look fresh. Unfortunately, sodium nitrite also results in the formation of cancer-causing nitrosamines in the human body. And this leads to a sharp increase in cancer risk for those who eat them."
European Beard and Moustache Championships: A fabulous photo essay of participants.
Die Antwoord - Evil Boy: NSFW. Die Antwoord's new video blows my mind! I am in freaky love. The lyrics may seem bizarre and homophobic, but they're really, really not. Just say no to forced circumcision.
Nose-Shaped Bathroom Soap Dispenser: This is hilarious!
An Erotic Vibrator Chess Set? An Erotic Vibrator Chess Set.: I just don't understand.
Harvest Apple Cake 1932: This vintage recipe looks delicious.
Pumpkin Chili: And this recipe looks yummy, too.
Fig & Strawberry Tart: And this one looks like a piece of delicious art.
