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Just as I was about to leave for my kung fu class, I got a nasty case of cramps. God damn those bees! God damn each and every one of them! If I can't stand up straight, I certainly can't do my forms. Grr....

On a somewhat related note, I have an odd observation to make. My crotch drools like one of the aliens from Alien (the movie). I don't mean that it gobs continuously, but that what comes out of it must be pretty acidic, because the gussets in my undies gets these little holes in it like something's been eating them. Then again, perhaps I have a dainty little set of vagina dentata, much like the ones Elanya wears about her neck.

I covet Elanya's twat teeth.

In any case, I wish there was such a thing as a pair of panties that wouldn't get these nasty little wear holes in them. Jeez. Is my crotch really that corrosive?
[Elanya's snapping pussy]

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