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This is a survey about significant others. For me, that either means f00 or Squire/Princess Tubby. Here goes nothing....
their name: Dave | Squire and Princess Tubby
their age: 31 | Five and one and a half
their birthday: March 16, 1971 | no idea
their religion: Agnostic/atheist | Food worship
their occupation: Cognitive scientician/computer geek | professional shitters
their shoe size: 9 | chinchillas eat shoes
favorite color: black | nacho
favorite song: "True Faith" by New Order | whatever silly song I happen to be singing about them
favorite music group/singer: New Order/Infected Mushroom (?) | Me
favorite food: Chocolate almond shortbread | nachos
favorite movie: Edward Scissorhands | Citizen Kane
favorite website: /. or my page | rotten.com
favorite store: some geeky hardware store in Toronto | one that sells nachos
favorite word: structural representation of reality, also known as SROR!!! | willawillawilla
favorite tv show: Dark Angel or MST3K | MST3K
where was your first kiss?: in what is now his parents' office | beside the chinchilla cage
who introduced theirself first?: Me, I think. It was online, and he reacted badly. | It was mutual, I think.
what attracted you to them?: I wondered why on earth he would tell a complete stranger to "sod off". | Afterbirth and squeaking
how long have you been together?: Twelve years | their entire lives
when did you realize you were truly in love?: A few months after dating, maybe | Is it really love, or is it lust?
where did you first meet?: In the computer lab at Tilley Hall | By the willa cage
how often do they tell you they love you?: Constantly | every time they bum for food
did you ever think you had a chance with them?: There was never any doubt | ibid
where was your first date?: Chez Raymond, the place to go in scenic Neguac | a love hotel
what is your song?: Oh dear. Maybe "Something I Can Never Have" by Nine Inch Nails or that whingey song I can't remember the name of by the singer whose name I've forgotten. | "My Chinchilla" by Cub
most attractive feature: Throat (no Adam's apple! I think maybe he's post-op....) | beady black eyes, long whiskers, tubby bellies, and luxurious grey fur
their biggest pet peeve: illogical people | having nachos taken away
greatest thing ever done for you: he gives me happy foot sometimes when my feet are sore | a quadruple barrel roll around the cage by Tubby
greatest thing ever said to you: I'll give you happy foot | Merf merf merf merf
most annoying thing they do: pokes at the wrinkle between my eyebrows while I'm talking/thinking | they shit everywhere, and sometimes Squire bites my nipples through my shirt
favorite thing to do together: the happy bumbum dance | play with bubbles
first thing they bought you: a bag of chips, I think | nothing. They're fucking cheapskates.
best memory with them: Probably that time we spent a whole day at a tacky amusement park just going around on all the rides | watching Squire leap from his cage to the top of the speaker that should have been there but wasn't.
There. Wasn't that pointless?
their name: Dave | Squire and Princess Tubby
their age: 31 | Five and one and a half
their birthday: March 16, 1971 | no idea
their religion: Agnostic/atheist | Food worship
their occupation: Cognitive scientician/computer geek | professional shitters
their shoe size: 9 | chinchillas eat shoes
favorite color: black | nacho
favorite song: "True Faith" by New Order | whatever silly song I happen to be singing about them
favorite music group/singer: New Order/Infected Mushroom (?) | Me
favorite food: Chocolate almond shortbread | nachos
favorite movie: Edward Scissorhands | Citizen Kane
favorite website: /. or my page | rotten.com
favorite store: some geeky hardware store in Toronto | one that sells nachos
favorite word: structural representation of reality, also known as SROR!!! | willawillawilla
favorite tv show: Dark Angel or MST3K | MST3K
where was your first kiss?: in what is now his parents' office | beside the chinchilla cage
who introduced theirself first?: Me, I think. It was online, and he reacted badly. | It was mutual, I think.
what attracted you to them?: I wondered why on earth he would tell a complete stranger to "sod off". | Afterbirth and squeaking
how long have you been together?: Twelve years | their entire lives
when did you realize you were truly in love?: A few months after dating, maybe | Is it really love, or is it lust?
where did you first meet?: In the computer lab at Tilley Hall | By the willa cage
how often do they tell you they love you?: Constantly | every time they bum for food
did you ever think you had a chance with them?: There was never any doubt | ibid
where was your first date?: Chez Raymond, the place to go in scenic Neguac | a love hotel
what is your song?: Oh dear. Maybe "Something I Can Never Have" by Nine Inch Nails or that whingey song I can't remember the name of by the singer whose name I've forgotten. | "My Chinchilla" by Cub
most attractive feature: Throat (no Adam's apple! I think maybe he's post-op....) | beady black eyes, long whiskers, tubby bellies, and luxurious grey fur
their biggest pet peeve: illogical people | having nachos taken away
greatest thing ever done for you: he gives me happy foot sometimes when my feet are sore | a quadruple barrel roll around the cage by Tubby
greatest thing ever said to you: I'll give you happy foot | Merf merf merf merf
most annoying thing they do: pokes at the wrinkle between my eyebrows while I'm talking/thinking | they shit everywhere, and sometimes Squire bites my nipples through my shirt
favorite thing to do together: the happy bumbum dance | play with bubbles
first thing they bought you: a bag of chips, I think | nothing. They're fucking cheapskates.
best memory with them: Probably that time we spent a whole day at a tacky amusement park just going around on all the rides | watching Squire leap from his cage to the top of the speaker that should have been there but wasn't.
There. Wasn't that pointless?
