shanmonster: (Don't just sing it--bring it!)
My arms are pretty sore today, but then I remembered a did a bunch of dips and chin-ups before my cycling class yesterday. With the help of modern medicine, I managed to ward off the bees long enough to teach my dance class and do an hour of yoga complete with a headstand for good measure. Today's exercises include Zumba (which I still have no great love of, but is excellent for cardio and practicing synchronized movement), weight training, and a burlesque troupe audition/rehearsal.

If you're in the Kitchener-Waterloo area and are interested in helping out with Revue Royale, the new burlesque troupe, let me know. No experience is necessary, and we are looking for adults of any gender. If you have some sort of performance skill, so much the better. But we're also looking for behind-the-scenes people, like costumers, prop-builders, etcetera.

My office has been progressing well. It is turning from a big, messy pile of crap into a cozy, relaxing sanctum sanctorum. I'm a bit surprised that the colour green is factoring in so heavily, but I'm pleased, nonetheless. It's coming together quite nicely.

Link time? Yes, please. My tabs are over-burgeoning.

US woman gives birth to octuplets: Does this kind of stuff happen without fertility drugs? She intends to breast feed them all, which gives me a very interesting mental image, worthy of hentai.

Frozen Caribou: This caribou didn't get the memo on global warming.

Castle Magic: Castles are cheaper than I thought. I want one. I can't imagine they're easy to heat, though--especially the ones with great halls.

eSnailer: Free snail mail to the US.

Suitable for Drunk Driving: A device made in China and meant to ensure driving safety. Wow.

Amazing Beautiful Picture Made Out Of Nails: You can make art out of all sorts of things.

Nigeria police hold 'robber' goat: I want to be a supervillain. My super power will be the ability to transform myself into a carjacking goat.

The Value of a Long Psalm: Knowing what the longest Bible Scripture is could save your life.

Toothy raccoon bit off manhood: The guy had it coming.
shanmonster: (Dance Monkey Dance!)
NSFW. Ms. Pason does a combination of classic burlesque and Vegas-style striptease. I'm much more partial to the classic burlesque in the first part of this video. She is elegant and moves with unrushed intention, leaving the audience clinging to her every movement.

Cliterature

Jan. 8th, 2009 08:36 am
shanmonster: (Dance Monkey Dance!)
CLITERATURE 2009!!!! Hotter than ever!

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR SAT JAN 17, 2009.

Imagine an evening of intimate and erotic stories, sensational sounds by the talented Charlena Russell and even the anticipated unveiling of Kitchener's own burlesque troupe, Revue Royale (Hey! I'm in that!)

On January 17th, Cliterature is the place to be! Tickets are only $10 and they go on sale Dec 1st at Exhibit Cafe in the Children's Museum, Kitchener and also at Orange Monkey Music on Princess Street, Waterloo.

Partial proceeds going to tri-Pride.

January 17th, 2009
The Registry Theatre
122 Frederick Street
Kitchener, ON

Doors open 6:30, show at 7pm

18+ event.

[Cliterature]

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