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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
The nearest book is Mommie Dearest, but the sentence in question is too boring to share. Instead, I'll go further down the page and show you this: "She was never going to be cast as a carrot and she couldn't imagine how in the world this could possibly help her career or get her better parts."
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
My calf (as in my leg, not a baby cow), encased in matte black leather (which may have been a baby cow, and probably not a human leg).
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
I can't remember the last time I watched television. It might have been at Christmas time, though. In that case, I probably saw Christmas country music videos or DeathTV (aka CNN). Either example is compelling reason not to want to watch television ever again.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
10:35.
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
10:30.
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
The inexorable ticking of two clocks and the quieter beating of my heart and the near-silent sussuration of traffic on sodden streets.
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?:
I just got home a few minutes ago. I went to the Farmers' Market, and bought a tenderloin sandwich, a can of Dr. Pepper, a jar of honey, a container of Thai pesto, a jug of apple cider, and some German pastries.
8: before you came to this website, what did you look at?:
I started out my morning by reading a few chapters from Robert Louis Stevenson's Kidnapped. I also got up close and personal with my face in the mirror while trimming my unruly eyebrows and squooshing out blackheads. Beauty is an ugly thing, I tell ya!
9: what are you wearing?:
Black spiderweb mesh shirt, black leather button-up vest, long garnet-coloured slim-fitting Indian cotton skirt with black floral and elephant design, black tights, tall black leather boots, and a pewter hair clip in the shape of multiple human skulls.
10: Did you dream last night?
I dreamed of making many rings, some of which incorporated serrated silver sequins with rubies set at their centres.
11: When did you last laugh?
Several minutes ago, when I gazed upon the homely sight of two half-grown squabs squatting in my onion planter.
12: what is on the walls of the room you are in?:
A frieze of interesting photographs taken from fashion magazines, a large painted nude by my friend Guylaine, two posters from the Halifax Experimental Music Festival (with me being listed as one of the headlining performers), and a handwoven tapestry of two female nudes and an overlooking giant eye (made by Guylaine, again).
13: Seen anything weird lately?:
On my way to the market, I found a throwing star which must have belonged to a gay ninja. It was made of leather, with sparkles glued all over. At its centre was a bright red triangular plastic gem. I threw it at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
f00dave, but it didn't make him any gayer than he already is.
14: What do you think of this quiz?:
An almost pointless waste of time, and yet it made my brain whir in a different sort of way. Also, if it's a quiz, what is my final grade? Did I pass?
15: What is the last film you saw?:
I watched the new Battlestar Galactica last night. It's really quite good! But the last movie I watched is Donkey Skin, starring Catherine Denueve. I would have liked it better if it weren't for all the bursting into song....
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
A piggy bank big enough to hold all my money.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
Tell who? This quiz? How odd.... But you, dear reader, couldn't possibly know that when I was in junior high, I came home from school and caught my little sister with her pants down in the garden, staring intently at her own arse. I never did figure out what the hell she was doing.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?:
Give all the fundamentalists (of whatever ilk) their own planet so they could leave the rest of us to our own devices.
19: Do you like to dance?:
Hate it. Worse thing in the world.
20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?:
Couldn't tell you. I've never met the man, and would hate to make a judgement out of sheer, uninformed hearsay. Still, he doesn't seem like the kind of guy I could ever be buddies with.
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Dinner.
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
Supper.
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?:
I already do.
23: Will you pass on this survey?
It doesn't look like I passed on it, now, does it?
The nearest book is Mommie Dearest, but the sentence in question is too boring to share. Instead, I'll go further down the page and show you this: "She was never going to be cast as a carrot and she couldn't imagine how in the world this could possibly help her career or get her better parts."
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
My calf (as in my leg, not a baby cow), encased in matte black leather (which may have been a baby cow, and probably not a human leg).
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
I can't remember the last time I watched television. It might have been at Christmas time, though. In that case, I probably saw Christmas country music videos or DeathTV (aka CNN). Either example is compelling reason not to want to watch television ever again.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
10:35.
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
10:30.
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
The inexorable ticking of two clocks and the quieter beating of my heart and the near-silent sussuration of traffic on sodden streets.
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?:
I just got home a few minutes ago. I went to the Farmers' Market, and bought a tenderloin sandwich, a can of Dr. Pepper, a jar of honey, a container of Thai pesto, a jug of apple cider, and some German pastries.
8: before you came to this website, what did you look at?:
I started out my morning by reading a few chapters from Robert Louis Stevenson's Kidnapped. I also got up close and personal with my face in the mirror while trimming my unruly eyebrows and squooshing out blackheads. Beauty is an ugly thing, I tell ya!
9: what are you wearing?:
Black spiderweb mesh shirt, black leather button-up vest, long garnet-coloured slim-fitting Indian cotton skirt with black floral and elephant design, black tights, tall black leather boots, and a pewter hair clip in the shape of multiple human skulls.
10: Did you dream last night?
I dreamed of making many rings, some of which incorporated serrated silver sequins with rubies set at their centres.
11: When did you last laugh?
Several minutes ago, when I gazed upon the homely sight of two half-grown squabs squatting in my onion planter.
12: what is on the walls of the room you are in?:
A frieze of interesting photographs taken from fashion magazines, a large painted nude by my friend Guylaine, two posters from the Halifax Experimental Music Festival (with me being listed as one of the headlining performers), and a handwoven tapestry of two female nudes and an overlooking giant eye (made by Guylaine, again).
13: Seen anything weird lately?:
On my way to the market, I found a throwing star which must have belonged to a gay ninja. It was made of leather, with sparkles glued all over. At its centre was a bright red triangular plastic gem. I threw it at
f00dave, but it didn't make him any gayer than he already is.14: What do you think of this quiz?:
An almost pointless waste of time, and yet it made my brain whir in a different sort of way. Also, if it's a quiz, what is my final grade? Did I pass?
15: What is the last film you saw?:
I watched the new Battlestar Galactica last night. It's really quite good! But the last movie I watched is Donkey Skin, starring Catherine Denueve. I would have liked it better if it weren't for all the bursting into song....
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
A piggy bank big enough to hold all my money.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
Tell who? This quiz? How odd.... But you, dear reader, couldn't possibly know that when I was in junior high, I came home from school and caught my little sister with her pants down in the garden, staring intently at her own arse. I never did figure out what the hell she was doing.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?:
Give all the fundamentalists (of whatever ilk) their own planet so they could leave the rest of us to our own devices.
19: Do you like to dance?:
Hate it. Worse thing in the world.
20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?:
Couldn't tell you. I've never met the man, and would hate to make a judgement out of sheer, uninformed hearsay. Still, he doesn't seem like the kind of guy I could ever be buddies with.
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Dinner.
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
Supper.
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?:
I already do.
23: Will you pass on this survey?
It doesn't look like I passed on it, now, does it?
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