Cold, Hard Cache

[shanmonster]

Erotic Professions: A raunchy, merry series of naughty French artwork dating from around 1940. I think my favourite rendition is the over-excited plucked rooster.

Cold war bomb warmed by chickens: Despite f00dave's assurances, I'm still positive this is an April Fool's prank. And even if it isn't, it's pretty darned silly, dontcha think?

Freddy Got Fingered 2: Dear God, noooo! This, and many other "gems" obtained from Tribute to Goatse.cx, so you can be darned tootin' that it's not suitable for the sensitive.

Thorax Cake: The most revolting cake I've ever had the pleasure of seeing. Even grosser than Kitty Litter Cake.

'Famous Face,' dangerous trend: Twins go the plastic surgery route in an attempt to look like Brad Pitt. One of them worked a bit, but the other looks more like a bleached blond microcephalic.

Woman grows extra breasts: I'm having a difficult time understanding how an unsanctioned implant operation in a beauty parlour can result in the spontaneous growth of breasts on someone's stomach.

A Night at the Queer-Bashing: "Turns out that declining student enrollment, administration mismanagement or severe education spending cuts out of Sacramento aren’t the causes of Santa Ana Unified’s $29.8 million budget deficit after all. It’s queers!"

Ugly Zoo: A vast array of composite critters, thanks to an imaginative Russian and lots of practice with Photoshop.

Unearthing Hungary husband murders: A fascinating tale of vengeful Hungarian women. "After the poisonings the men's behaviour to their wives 'improved markedly'" (thanks, Warren).

Movements: A breakdown of various Raqs Sharqi movements. I need to go over these a bit more to compare and contrast with my own technique.

Queen Victoria's Not So "Victorian" Writings: She was a blunt woman, and didn't like her children very much.

Grocery Lists of the Stars: Fandom beyond control (thanks, Neil).

Novem Unica Clavi - Prope: Because NIN lyrics in Latin are what classical educations are for (thanks, chrysippvs)!

And lastly, here's a photo of young Fred and Wallace Matthews and a photogenic goat dating from the 1880s. This picture makes me rather bitter. You see, throughout my childhood, I lived alongside work animals. I had dogs who pulled sleds, horses who pulled carriages, ponies who pulled carts--and goats who stood still to be milked. How come we never had a goat cart? It's a beautiful sight! How could we have overlooked such an awesome thing? Ah well. Someday, I shall have goats again, and they shall pull a cart in the prettiest manner.

Comments

[ex-digitalis869.livejournal.com]

I'm having a difficult time understanding how an unsanctioned implant operation in a beauty parlour can result in the spontaneous growth of breasts on someone's stomach

This (http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4647349/) sounds similar.

I'm betting it was something like that...she developed silicone "lumps" in her stomach that migrated, and the news piece sensationalized it by calling them "breasts." In the autopsy on the article I linked to, the person had so much silicone in them that it poured out when the examiner cut her open.