shanmonster: (For goodness sakes. I've got the....)

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] hereticalpigeon for dredging up this wonderfully scary advertisement from 1947:

[Neglect]

[Crying on the pier]

[Deoderize your cervix]

[Spray Lysol in your cooter]

[Works as lube, too]

Date: 2004-04-09 08:15 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] pernod.livejournal.com
oooo, i might love you.
can i add you and find out?


warning: it's best to say no.
i'm kind of nuts.

Date: 2004-04-09 08:17 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] pernod.livejournal.com
ah, they all say that.



at first.

You'll have to get in line...

Date: 2004-04-10 10:36 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] montecristo.livejournal.com
...just like all of the other nuts who think she's the cat's meow! Heh heh, no cutting in front of me, either!

Date: 2004-04-09 08:40 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] f00dave.livejournal.com
"My girlfriend douches with PineSol. I got drunk one night, and when I woke up, I thought I'd eaten a tree!" — McLean and McLean

They're WACKY. Right, Nny (THM)?

Date: 2004-04-10 10:25 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] cynebeah.livejournal.com
I always remember to gargle before I douche with Lysol...

You know...

Date: 2004-04-10 10:38 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] montecristo.livejournal.com
Assuming that this advertisement is not a joke, I'll bet that causes one HELL of a yeast infection.

Re: You know...

Date: 2004-04-10 10:52 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
Douching isn't such a great idea to begin with. So I'll betcha spritzing a blast of Lysol up there will destroy all sorts of built-in candidiasis killers. Pair that with the nylon panties popular at the time, and you have enough yeast to run a bakery.

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