shanmonster | (no subject)

Abortion?:	Fine in times of food shortage.
Death Penalty?:	People should definitely be penalized for dying.
Prostitution?:	People whore out their skills and bodies all the time. It's called working.
Alcohol?:	Tequila is the devil.
Marijuana?:	It would be nicer if it smelled better.
Other drugs?:	Midol is my friend.
Gay marriage?:	I'm in one.
Illegal immigrants?:	Depends on why it's illegal now, doesn't it?
Smoking?:	You can smoke if I can fart.
Drunk driving?:	Would make excellent demolition derbies.
Cloning?:	Nothing wrong with that.
Racism?:	A mark of ignorance.
Premarital sex?:	A non-issue.
Religion?:	Fine, as long as it doesn't tramp all over the rights of others.
The war in Iraq?:	It's a debacle.
Bush?:	The burning one said "I am that I am." Sorta like Popeye.
Downloading music?:	As if radio is any better....
The legal drinking age?:	Does it really make a difference?
Porn?:	Define porn.
Suicide?:	A very special hobby or fetish, a bit like apotemnophilia.