Jesse: The Final Chapter

[shanmonster]

As Jesse got older, his desire to get laid did not abate. It plagued him through his high school years. But at long last, he managed to get himself a real, live girlfriend. And to top it off, she was willing to put out--but on one condition. He had to get a genital piercing.

Jesse didn't think twice about it, and that Thursday night, he went home and put a ring in his scrotum. Proud of what he'd done, and knowing he was finally sure to get laid, he told all his friends at school the next day. His claims were met by disbelief, so he went to the corner of a classroom to prove to all what he had done.

Unfortunately for Jesse, someone complained, and the next thing he knew, he was whisked off to jail for indecent exposure. Even more unfortunately, Jesse's parents had just left for the weekend, and couldn't be contacted to post his bail. So he spent an uncomfortable night in jail, waiting for his Baptist parents to learn of what he'd done.

The story gets even sadder.

When he was bailed out by his furious parents, Jesse still didn't get laid. He was grounded for the rest of the weekend, and when he went back to school, he discovered his girlfriend had just moved to another city.

Jesse would be in his early- to mid-twenties, now. I often wonder if he ever did get laid.

Comments

[sorceror.livejournal.com]

Your story makes me sad.

Poor Jesse. 8^(

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

I don't think he was ever sad about this, at least, not very sad. He always seemed to find the humour in everything.

[twopiearr.livejournal.com]

one of those exmaples of real life instances that, if seen on a sitcom, would elicit the "yeah, like that would EVER happen in reality" reaction.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

I know a lot of people and situations like that. I'm working my way through them, for people's entertainment and to help preserve my own memories.

[aimeearrgh.livejournal.com]

Jesse is my favourite horny Tourette's Syndrome sufferer EVER. That said, that's a pretty sad end to his story.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

I miss Jesse. Although he was a difficult person to be around because of his Tourette's, I really did like him. I'll bet he finally did get laid. If not, I'll bet he has a lot more stories which need to be told....

[kaneta.livejournal.com]

I keep seeing you around--you're a skilled writer, and you make me laugh, and you've got some great links. Can I friend you?

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Thanks! And please feel free....